In other Thursday morning news, VoiceOver has decided that it will sometimes read * at the beginning of a line as "star" and sometimes as "asterisk".

[guilevi@dragonscave.space]

In other Thursday morning news, VoiceOver has decided that it will sometimes read * at the beginning of a line as "star" and sometimes as "asterisk". This might have something to do with VoiceOver's language switching or it might have something to do with VoiceOver sending stuff to Eloquence weirdly. Thank god VoiceOver is so transparent with its internals and respectful to its users and will let me diagnose this without much hassle. Ahahahahahah funny joke. It's okay though, because this is one step from all of our synthesisers being replaced with AI voices whose text-to-phoneme rules are governed by the designs of divine providence alone.