Hahaha das ist ja perfekthttps://bahn.bet/

[miawinter@tech.lgbt]

@amy putting 500€ on 30 minutes RE1 Karlsruhe-Stuttgart and becoming a millionaire

[amy@mastodon.fibercut.org]

@networkexception wunderbar, danke dir

[navi@catcatnya.com]

@cyborg42 @amy ach du scheiße

[amy@mastodon.fibercut.org]

@MiaWinter A train that’s always cancelled can’t be delayed at least !

[miawinter@tech.lgbt]

@amy oh also in the spirit of the poly markets, gonna go over the street and put some coins on the rails there and put bets on RE1 being cancelled

[amy@mastodon.fibercut.org]

@navi @cyborg42 Leider gibts da keine Option für Echtgeld. Wann stellt HSBC endlich Optionsscheine auf ICEs auf?

[cyborg42@chaos.social]

@amy @navi jaaa 🥺

[miawinter@tech.lgbt]

@amy oh, also here have some insider trading

[amy@mastodon.fibercut.org]

@MiaWinter uhh, thats a beautiful view

[miawinter@tech.lgbt]

@amy it is

the rent is just around 1000€/month Warm for 50m²

[amy@mastodon.fibercut.org]

@MiaWinter In Berlin, that’s almost cheap

[miawinter@tech.lgbt]

@amy yeah.... two rooms with 2 ppl is getting really small tho, so I hope we can move this year a bit outside, to something like 3 or 4 rooms for the same price or cheaper

[wonka@chaos.social]

@amy Hm. Verspätungen sind zu leicht herbeigeführt...

[nicole4fox@datastream.cortexvoid.net]

@cyborg42 @amy Das wird doch safe insider trading geben

[nakob@anarchism.space]

@amy Ist das Insider-Trading, wenn @evawolfangel mitspielt?

[wegegeld@toot.berlin]

@amy ohje, die zitieren den #Postillon:

In January 2026, Germany's federal court ruled that purchasing a Deutsche Bahn ticket constitutes a form of gambling (Glücksspiel), citing that “the probability of arriving on time is statistically comparable to a coin flip.”

Die Meldung kommt dort jedes Jahr:
https://www.der-postillon.com/2017/12/bgh-bahn-gluecksspiel.html

[amy@mastodon.fibercut.org]

@MiaWinter yeah that sounds annoying, good luck with the search