homeopathic demon core

[woe2you@beige.party]

@catsalad Isn't that just a banana?

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@catsalad Henbane, but only a drop?

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@catsalad Ah yes, cure radiation by exposing you to a little bit of radiation, but bump it in water a whole bunch of times so the water remembers that there was radiation. Definitely effective.

[timdesuyo@mastodon.social]

@nazokiyoubinbou @catsalad im pretty sure that's just how we make electricity

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@timdesuyo @catsalad Not... really...

[timdesuyo@mastodon.social]

@nazokiyoubinbou @catsalad tiny demon cores in a tube dipped in water?

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@catsalad Oh no, I've massively underdosed on homeopathic radiation! How long do I have to live?

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@timdesuyo @catsalad I... I'm just... I'll just, uh, be over there... So, uhm, I'll be over there and you'll be over here and-

*runs*

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@StarkRG Quick! Eat something banana flavored

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@catsalad I need a banana split over here, stat! Chocolate is a must, as dark as you can get it. No! No Rocky Road! Or Macadamia. In fact, no nuts except as a lightly sprinkled topping.

[chillybot@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad
Demon core beads

[john_philip_bell@defcon.social]

@chillybot @catsalad
Okay, my mind read that with an extra word before 'beads' I'm sorry... 🫣

[neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org]

@chillybot @catsalad Gonna make pants of fine plutonium fabric to go with those.

That’s right - demon core-duroys

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

Slightly glowy water, yay!