Alphabetical clock

[jared@spookykitties.com]

@catsalad I believe my friend Smeagol the Raccoons expression accurately portrays my expression upon setting that.

[imbrium_photography@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Just add a sign underneath that says "Out of Order" ...

[noxypaws@packmates.org]

@catsalad now make it work purely mechanically!

[carsten@tootsfrom.ahabitual.dev]

@catsalad Not in german

[zicon@fribygda.no]

@catsalad Ping @ruari

[sunumbral@beige.party]

@catsalad I told the wine buyer at our store that I had dusted and alphabetized the wine

[arielmt@computerfairi.es]

@catsalad The obvious accessory is a one-year one-page alphabetical calendar to hang underneath it.

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Does it still give the right time twice per day?

[davew@mastodon.online]

@christopherbrown @catsalad At least twice a day. 4 and 7 are in the correct places.

[kim@fedi.social]

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[lancejz@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@catsalad which language is the reference?

[ben@mast.bcoop.dev]

@catsalad Illegal

[grumpusnation@mastodon.social]

@catsalad This is like a classic M&Co (https://www.theprintarkive.co.uk/products/3936-m-co-askew-clock-tibor-kalman?srsltid=AfmBOopXkvB5LpwPqC9kA7VpJzby0H13gC48NDlMAIdtgdftaA_se--t&variant=54873096290687), who made fantastic clocks and watches, including a very important one for cat owners!

[amorpheus@kind.social]

@catsalad Looking at that clock is like inverting the vertical axis of your mouse for one day. Retraining causes massive neural disassociation, leaving you unable to use a mouse after switching back to what you believed to have mastered.

[leeloo@c.im]

@catsalad
One for @ruari

[hermannus@stegodon.nl]

@catsalad oe nice.. a different one in every country

[svaclav@mastodon.world]

@gimulnautti @catsalad it's written in alt text

[float13@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad

E-I-E-I-Ooooooh

[varx@defcon.social]

@catsalad I sat here for far too long going "that's not in lexographical order. That would be 1, 11, 12, 2,3,4,5..." Until I realised it's by the English spelling of the number.