Happy Patch Your Palos Day to those that celebrate.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

Happy Patch Your Palos Day to those that celebrate.

https://security.paloaltonetworks.com/

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@cR0w but... that's *every* day.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@rootwyrm Every day they have an available patch, that is.

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@cR0w but that's never!

Oh, you didn't mean an available patch that actually *fixed* things.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@rootwyrm It fixes the checklist for compliance. Which is about all any executives seem to care about security these days.

[mccovican@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w Hang on, let me just go get my patching hat...

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@McCovican

[mccovican@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w A'ight, Pan-Pan Day celebrations may now commence.