working from a train is always so fun

[icing@chaos.social]

@rixx Could you stay on the train and we send you some #curl testcases now and then? Those are interesting network conditions… ‍️

[kobold@orthographieanarchist.de]

@rixx Thank you!

[rixx@chaos.social]

@icing I think they were doing some funky stuff where they restarted parts of their stack but tried to avoid full reconnects/downtime? We're now back ag no drops, no out-of-order, just regular train amounts of jitter

(but I'm here for four hours and bored, soooo)

[traumtheater@chaos.social]

@rixx WiFi on ICE?

[riese@soc.iotaomegapsi.io]

@rixx how much delay accounts for putting the figures down with quill in ink on parchment?

(this is by far the nearest console font I've seen in a bit)

[arianvp@functional.cafe]

@rixx tell me you're German without telling me you're German

[arianvp@functional.cafe]

@traumtheater @rixx they legit froze that shit

[hiker@akk.fedcast.ch]

@rixx Well, that's just physics.

[spacelifeform@infosec.exchange]

@rixx

It appears there are some tunnels.

[krono@toot.berlin]

@rixx I condone your choice of font.

[jon@activitypub.blankpad.net]

@rixx those are rookie numbers. I regularly have to connect to devices on tenuous LTE connections in concrete basements where round trip times can be anything up 30 seconds. For the really bad ones we have a back channel that allows firing specified commands at them via SMS.

[rixx@chaos.social]

@hiker the ten seconds out of order ping while standing still near a train station is just physics? Germany has a really fancy special physics engine, then.

[kawaiipunk@sunbeam.city]

@rixx ur terminal is like a medieval scroll

[sigmasternchen@comfy.social]

@rixx@chaos.social That choice of font is amazing! ^^

[wonderfox_dev@mastodon.ml]

@rixx cool font

[lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me]

@puniko @rixx perfect to print it out ^^

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@rixx Do ICMP packets make knocking noises when crossing network segments boundaries?

[rixx@chaos.social]

@agturcz if they don't, they are clearly trying to sneak in

[rixx@chaos.social]

@ShadowJonathan https://github.com/seeddisperser/kelmscott-mono/

[mochabeau@infosec.exchange]

@rixx the average ping to the moon is better than that