What would your job be in the post-collapse commune?

[miles@snug.moe]

@equisett I need this to be multiple choice x.x

[equisett@woof.tech]

@miles you're hired

[faoluin@chitter.xyz]

@equisett Probably cook them, but I'd also be interested in trading them at the local stalk market

[equisett@woof.tech]

"Why onions"
why do people enjoy the sunset? why do we seek art and the divine? now come over and get picklin'

[navi@catcatnya.com]

@equisett peel and cook!!

[corbden@defcon.social]

@equisett One of the oldest words in pre-English Germanic is "leek," and "garlic" as well, which means "spear onion."

I personally hate onions, but onions are old and primal. I chose to trade them, which is great because looks like fewer people want that job.

[floatybirb@mastodon.social]

@equisett I peel and cook a lot of onions already so I think I got that skillset down.

[anarchiv@todon.nl]

@equisett I have built my career in a way that my job description will not change between now and the post-collapse commune.

[jn@boopsnoot.de]

@equisett honestly, all of them. onions rock!

[mxchara@seattle.pink]

@equisett where's the "create onion monsters" option

[equisett@woof.tech]

@jn a fellow fan!! You'll fit right in!

[equisett@woof.tech]

@corbden oh thats a neat bit of knowledge, thanks!!

[equisett@woof.tech]

@mxchara we're assigning you to the onion research & development secret lab

[mxchara@seattle.pink]

@equisett yes! thank you

[anominominominous@polyglot.city]

@equisett Bold of you I'll survive the apocalypse. I don't wanna live this long

[pollinators@epicure.social]

@equisett Fermentation, dehydration and pickling. #fermentation