I hope John Roberts can't watch the NFL playoff games today because he has explosive diarrhea.
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@david Also, it's probably a "tell" that I'm defining "slacker" as "someone who doesn't spend enough time on Mastodon to catch every single one of my posts in real time."
@msbellows today was an exception as prior, I've been working but finished it all yesterday. Well at least until next week.
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I hope John Roberts orders Chinese for lunch and it comes with those chopsticks that are rectangular in cross-section instead of round and when he separates them it splinters just a little and he gets a tiny splinter in the ball of his index finger and it's one of those splinters that's set so deeply there's only a tiny little nub sticking out that's not enough to grab with tweezers but every time he picks up a pen or taps a keyboard it jiggles it and hurts annoyingly.
@msbellows I hope there are blackberry canes in the side yard this weekend when he goes back there to see what the smell is
and one of them smacks him across the back of his leg
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@msbellows I hope there are blackberry canes in the side yard this weekend when he goes back there to see what the smell is
and one of them smacks him across the back of his leg
@sarae Tell me more about the smell. (And are there blackberries in D.C.?)
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@sarae Tell me more about the smell. (And are there blackberries in D.C.?)
@msbellows I think it's going to be very hard for him to find the smell
the smell comes and goes
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@msbellows I think it's going to be very hard for him to find the smell
the smell comes and goes
@sarae Is... is it under the floorboards?
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@sarae Is... is it under the floorboards?
@msbellows sometimes
other times it sort of wafts down from the soffits
and then it comes right out of the floor vents sometimes and holy shit
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@msbellows sometimes
other times it sort of wafts down from the soffits
and then it comes right out of the floor vents sometimes and holy shit
@sarae Please don't say it also bubbles up from the Jacuzzi jets.
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@sarae Please don't say it also bubbles up from the Jacuzzi jets.
@msbellows no
but someone def keeps peeing in his Jacuzzi filter
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@msbellows no
but someone def keeps peeing in his Jacuzzi filter
@sarae Who doesn't, at least indirectly?
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@msbellows sometimes
other times it sort of wafts down from the soffits
and then it comes right out of the floor vents sometimes and holy shit
@sarae
You are, in other words, cursing him with the mystery smell in @douglasvb's house, but worse.
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@sarae
You are, in other words, cursing him with the mystery smell in @douglasvb's house, but worse.
Yesss. Good. -
@sarae
You are, in other words, cursing him with the mystery smell in @douglasvb's house, but worse.
Yesss. Good. -
I hope John Roberts orders Chinese for lunch and it comes with those chopsticks that are rectangular in cross-section instead of round and when he separates them it splinters just a little and he gets a tiny splinter in the ball of his index finger and it's one of those splinters that's set so deeply there's only a tiny little nub sticking out that's not enough to grab with tweezers but every time he picks up a pen or taps a keyboard it jiggles it and hurts annoyingly.
I hope John Roberts goes to see "Inherit The Wind" at the Fichandler Stage in D.C. tonight and feels out of touch with the rest of the audience because why would anyone root for the criminal teaching evolution to innocent children, and then on the drive home he praises the righteous lawyer fighting to keep God's Word in the public schools and his wife responds by asking contemptuously how she ever could have married such an asshole and it makes him feel really confused and lonely and sad.
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I hope John Roberts goes to see "Inherit The Wind" at the Fichandler Stage in D.C. tonight and feels out of touch with the rest of the audience because why would anyone root for the criminal teaching evolution to innocent children, and then on the drive home he praises the righteous lawyer fighting to keep God's Word in the public schools and his wife responds by asking contemptuously how she ever could have married such an asshole and it makes him feel really confused and lonely and sad.
@msbellows
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@msbellows
maybe in his shadow conscience?@goatrodeo I used to think he had one.
I was a sweet summer child back then.
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I hope John Roberts goes to see "Inherit The Wind" at the Fichandler Stage in D.C. tonight and feels out of touch with the rest of the audience because why would anyone root for the criminal teaching evolution to innocent children, and then on the drive home he praises the righteous lawyer fighting to keep God's Word in the public schools and his wife responds by asking contemptuously how she ever could have married such an asshole and it makes him feel really confused and lonely and sad.
I hope John Roberts gets a flat tire today when he's already running late.
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@karlauerbach Yes, but old lawyers who've had clerks and research assistants for decades don't necessarily know that, which is why I portray him as puzzled.
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@karlauerbach That is perfect; thank you for sharing.
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I hope John Roberts gets a flat tire today when he's already running late.
I hope John Roberts gets a letter today from Harvard revoking both his bachelor's and law degrees simply because the university's trustees unanimously think he's a ginormous asshole.
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I hope John Roberts gets a letter today from Harvard revoking both his bachelor's and law degrees simply because the university's trustees unanimously think he's a ginormous asshole.
@msbellows It’d be even better if they revoked his degrees because he’s brought disgrace upon the school by turning his back on his sworn duty to uphold the Constitution.
