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In Which I Am Apparently A Child...

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  • gmh@mastodon.socialG gmh@mastodon.social

    In Which I Am Apparently A Child...

    So, I saw today's news about DarkSword, and although I don't have anything with iOS that old (v18.7 or older), I noticed a new version of iOS out (26.4) and decided to update.

    Bad move. Bad, bad move.

    iOS 26.4 implements age verification.

    It's very simple - just scan your credit card or government id and bingo.

    I don't have a credit card.

    The government ID is apparently:

    - a driving license (which I don't have)
    - a passport (which isn't scanning)

    1/2

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    @gmh What a "coincidence" that someone has just published a vulnerability right now forcing people to update.

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    • gmh@mastodon.socialG gmh@mastodon.social

      So, until I can get the passport working as ID, my iPhone is feature-limited.

      I can live without the ability to download 18+ apps.

      The ability to make in-app purchases? That's a bit more severe; there are plenty of things you can buy in-app that aren't porn or loot boxes.

      And until I can somehow get this fixed, I'm a child.

      To add insult to injury, I tried to look at the Apple community for similar reports and got this...

      Apparently, tech support is for grownups!

      Whoop de fucking doo. 2/2

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      @gmh I remember during the iOS beta period when age verification notices were being seen and Apple said “whoopsie, that’s just a bug!”

      I thought at the time “interesting how an unintended side effect of some other code randomly displayed a full age verification UI as a bug”, but here we are. Clearly the bug was “you weren’t supposed to see it yet”.

      Anyway my Apple ID is old enough to not make me submit documents.

      My Apple ID for my work phone though … ehhhh

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      • gmh@mastodon.socialG gmh@mastodon.social

        So, until I can get the passport working as ID, my iPhone is feature-limited.

        I can live without the ability to download 18+ apps.

        The ability to make in-app purchases? That's a bit more severe; there are plenty of things you can buy in-app that aren't porn or loot boxes.

        And until I can somehow get this fixed, I'm a child.

        To add insult to injury, I tried to look at the Apple community for similar reports and got this...

        Apparently, tech support is for grownups!

        Whoop de fucking doo. 2/2

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        @gmh as a child you should ask your parents/guardians for help

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        • elexia@catcatnya.comE elexia@catcatnya.com

          @gmh as a child you should ask your parents/guardians for help

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          @elexia Unfortunately, they both croaked in the last decade (aged 80+) - I guess this must be my second childhood!

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          • gmh@mastodon.socialG gmh@mastodon.social

            In Which I Am Apparently A Child...

            So, I saw today's news about DarkSword, and although I don't have anything with iOS that old (v18.7 or older), I noticed a new version of iOS out (26.4) and decided to update.

            Bad move. Bad, bad move.

            iOS 26.4 implements age verification.

            It's very simple - just scan your credit card or government id and bingo.

            I don't have a credit card.

            The government ID is apparently:

            - a driving license (which I don't have)
            - a passport (which isn't scanning)

            1/2

            ohir@social.vivaldi.netO This user is from outside of this forum
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            @gmh
            This has nothing to do with "Age Verification". It is gathering of govt issued ID to tie it to the device. As it was advertised to the governments, having those data tied to the device-id will help "them" to narrow search for "terrorists" and speed-up the arrests. Eg. before the protest march or like.

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            • bryan@dusty.ninjaB bryan@dusty.ninja

              @gmh i thought they could verify via a credit card? 🤔

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              @bryan
              In many post-democratic Western countries even debit cards are a priviledge now.

              @gmh

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              • gmh@mastodon.socialG gmh@mastodon.social

                @jwildeboer Yep. Though things being what they are, you can expect to see something similar heading your way soon...

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                @gmh Some more: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116290208346612041

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                • chloeg@mastodon.artC chloeg@mastodon.art

                  @bryan @gmh people in the UK don’t generally have credit cards and they aren’t accepting debit cards

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                  @Chloeg @bryan @gmh Worth trying the UK govt free voting ID?

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                  • gmh@mastodon.socialG gmh@mastodon.social

                    So, until I can get the passport working as ID, my iPhone is feature-limited.

                    I can live without the ability to download 18+ apps.

                    The ability to make in-app purchases? That's a bit more severe; there are plenty of things you can buy in-app that aren't porn or loot boxes.

                    And until I can somehow get this fixed, I'm a child.

                    To add insult to injury, I tried to look at the Apple community for similar reports and got this...

                    Apparently, tech support is for grownups!

                    Whoop de fucking doo. 2/2

                    bencotterill@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #32

                    @gmh Can you tell me what things you’re locked out of. I need to know what gets shutdown. Had someone who is not very tech savvy and doesnt have ID contacting me in a panic.
                    Some reports say it locks you out of iCloud. Does that include remembered passwords?

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                    • gmh@mastodon.socialG gmh@mastodon.social

                      In Which I Am Apparently A Child...

                      So, I saw today's news about DarkSword, and although I don't have anything with iOS that old (v18.7 or older), I noticed a new version of iOS out (26.4) and decided to update.

                      Bad move. Bad, bad move.

                      iOS 26.4 implements age verification.

                      It's very simple - just scan your credit card or government id and bingo.

                      I don't have a credit card.

                      The government ID is apparently:

                      - a driving license (which I don't have)
                      - a passport (which isn't scanning)

                      1/2

                      robbe_duesseldorf@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #33

                      @gmh
                      Easy Solution (which may hurt):
                      Leave the fucking Apple Eco-System!

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