I’m actually impressed at how incomprehensible this spam text is

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

I’m actually impressed at how incomprehensible this spam text is

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures from an LLM trained exclusively on bad OCR of old junk mail

[holly@toot.hoppet.cool]

@hannah wow lol what even

[ra6bit@infosec.exchange]

@hannah I think they're trying to sell you AI to do crypto trading. People addicted to cryptocurrency gambling have developed their own language.

[ferrovore@mastodon.social]

@hannah I...GUESS it's some kind of AI-maintained investment service? I would personally rather eat glass than let a hallucinating robot perform that task for me; if I need to outsource my finances I can just do the normal-human-being thing and pay someone who's trained to do that without mysteriously putting all my money in banana peel straightening firms.

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

@ra6bit wonderful

[okesska@chitter.xyz]

@hannah rock stays inert

[okesska@chitter.xyz]

@hannah you could tell them their logo implies that women have established social dominance over men

[jordan@sometimes.social]

@hannah access logic in image, duh