My first #monsterdon!

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Oh dang his brother's girlfriend is flirting with him
#monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

She's really leaning into her, uh, psychic ability
#monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

She would've dodged that ball if she was psychic
#monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Can we make out in the abandoned building with the bottomless pit? 🥺
#monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Maybe Scott is the one who's psychic
#monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Smoking in the lab, perfect. This won't screw with results at all
#monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

So Tony screws up everything, even relationships (his bro and his own)
#monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Oh Tony wants to start a fire right away
#monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Does no one know the Carsons' name?
#monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

"Am I hot? "
Doctor: shakes head sadly

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Your brain is too healthy, you need a break #monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

O shit the axe! #monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

I bet Roy bungles in on this experiment and turns into the 4d man #monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

DO IT ROY #monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Steal my girl, I steal your loony science experiment #monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Wait, I thought the brothers were the Carsons? I've been confused this whole time #monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Silly of that jewelry store to leave their window open #monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

You go ashy gray if you wear your shoes to bed 🤮 #monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

Oh finally we have consequences #monsterdon

[alvin@curiously.legit.industries]

A person cosplaying as the doctor is dead in the doctor's home.

"Oh. That's terrible"

#monsterdon