Age verification

[wezm@mastodon.decentralised.social]

@aizuchi age verified!

[mostlyharmless@hostux.social]

@wezm

No? How about your back?

If you remember dialog boxes like that, you must be old.

[wezm@mastodon.decentralised.social]

@MostlyHarmless yeah it's a toss up between neck and back. Have you used the operating system that generated this dialog? Yes → verified.

[metaning@mastodon.social]

@wezm "how is your knee?"

[elaterite@mastoart.social]

@wezm Ha ha, indeed. And yes, my neck hurts and has hurt for the last fifteen years.

[roadskater@mastodon.social]

@wezm Have you ever pulled a muscle getting out of bed in the morning?

[dielem60@mastodon.social]

@wezm

Does your neck hurt ?

Nicht mehr. Ich hatte meinen Unfall bereits beim Start des Marathons und hoffe nun auf ein Upgrade. Allerdings musste ich die Organspende erlauben…

[wezm@mastodon.decentralised.social]

@roadskater yep definitely upset something stretching when getting up. Also sleeping wrong and waking up with a sore neck

[doekman@mastodon.nl]

@wezm Age verification:

```shell
$ which age
$
```

(age not installed)

[wezm@mastodon.decentralised.social]

@doekman just gotta install it

$ doas apk add age
The following NEW packages will be installed:
age age-man
Need to download 4774 KiB of packages.
After this operation, 21.5 MiB of additional disk space will be used.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]?
(1/2) Installing age (1.3.1-r1)
(2/2) Installing age-man (1.3.1-r1)
Executing mandoc-apropos-1.14.6-r6.trigger
* Regenerating man db...
OK: 7597.5 MiB in 1562 packages
$ which age
/usr/bin/age

[qccechris@mastodon.social]

@wezm They ask you to supply a doctor sign medical history check, next.

[leonardof@bertha.social]

@metaning @wezm

Pick your set of knees:

( ) left and right
( ) good and bad

[niku@fedi.femby.page]

@wezm Where "Maybe Later" option

[dpk@chaos.social]

@wezm HIG violation (Don’t use yes/no dialog boxes)

[tastytentacles@tastybugs.club]

@wezm Low key mad my neck hurt after I read this.

[dotyk@mastodon.social]

@wezm generation NECKst?

[wezm@mastodon.decentralised.social]

@dpk wasn't sure how to do it with Ok, and Cancel

[anthra@todon.nl]

@wezm Ever since I was 8 years old

[paul_panke@gruene.social]

@wezm
I got another: I totally freaked out the other night when I discovered original Danger Mouse episodes in my streaming service. Say you're old without saying that you're old...

[ppxl@social.tchncs.de]

@wezm I am in this image and I don't like it