I just messed up and somehow ordered £959 worth of Imodium online by mistake.

[jbayes@sfba.social]

@GossiTheDog YKINMKBYKIOK

[jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.pt]

@GossiTheDog you could send it to many AI companies' headquarters, but their "non-retention" problem is not on that end, it's on the other.

[rupertreynolds@hachyderm.io]

@GossiTheDog Which continent do you live on? I might take a holiday!

[huronbikes@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog putting "Superbowel 2036" on my calendar.

[dan@m.danq.me]

@GossiTheDog You just messed up? No shit!

[infoseepage@mastodon.social]

@dan @GossiTheDog Anyone with a live microphone needs to be saying stuff like "Alexa, order ten cases of creamed corn" at every opportunity.

[wowsuchcyber@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog quality meta shitposting

[wowsuchcyber@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog from now on you should tag your shitposting with #imodium

[evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net]

@GossiTheDog time to flight-sim some endurance-flights in slow planes?

[vvelox@goatdaddy.net]

@GossiTheDog @wowsuchcyber Shitposting becomes noshitposting.

[8tpercent@fosstodon.org]

@GossiTheDog

[lasombra_br@mas.to]

@GossiTheDog You’ll be so full of shit no one will be able to share the same house as you in 2036

[garretsidzaka@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog
Gotta remember to carry the one

[wafflesies@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog I'll trade you for some exlax in the future

[scm@sfba.social]

@GossiTheDog your 10 years of saving up will set the mood the the 32 bit overflow in 2038

[cyberphiltrem@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog you are now Mythos proof.

[demiurg@fosstodon.org]

@GossiTheDog That this is the best social media post I have seen today says a lot.

[fellows@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog are you trying to become more “anal retentive”?

[floatingonion@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog Quantum ready.

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

Update: You've not lived until a delivery person turns up with a pallet full of Imodium.