Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal
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A very bossy lady has appeared and taken it on herself to redirect traffic. Standing in the road waving cars up side streets.
The lorry appears to have hurt itself in wedging itself along the full width of the road. Bossy lady is simultaneously directing traffic and trying to guide it into some sort of less silly position.
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The lorry appears to have hurt itself in wedging itself along the full width of the road. Bossy lady is simultaneously directing traffic and trying to guide it into some sort of less silly position.
A man has now turned up to gesticulate at the lorry in some sort of attempt to signal that it should maybe try to move from out of the middle of the road.
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A man has now turned up to gesticulate at the lorry in some sort of attempt to signal that it should maybe try to move from out of the middle of the road.
@stavvers Has anybody actually talked to the lorry driver to ask them what they want to try to do?
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@stavvers Has anybody actually talked to the lorry driver to ask them what they want to try to do?
@darkling gesticulating man and bossy lady are both yelling instructions through the window
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@darkling gesticulating man and bossy lady are both yelling instructions through the window
@stavvers Not the same thing.
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A very bossy lady has appeared and taken it on herself to redirect traffic. Standing in the road waving cars up side streets.
@stavvers thank god for bossy lady, who also arrived to get me through a traffic jam to a wedding on Sheppey in 2024
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A man has now turned up to gesticulate at the lorry in some sort of attempt to signal that it should maybe try to move from out of the middle of the road.
A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.
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Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal
@stavvers
wild cheering
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@stavvers
wild cheering @floppyplopper absolutely love when a big vehicle gets trapped by its own ungainliness
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A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.
@stavvers Strong forklift vibes.
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@darkling gesticulating man and bossy lady are both yelling instructions through the window
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A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.
@stavvers I am very invested in this story now. Come on little guy! You can do it!
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@floppyplopper absolutely love when a big vehicle gets trapped by its own ungainliness
@stavvers
perhaps after it gets released it might like to get trapped under a low bridge
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@stavvers I am very invested in this story now. Come on little guy! You can do it!
@Scmbradley I'm rooting for him, but the poor lil dude is currently sitting sadly blinking its hazards while cars honk furiously at hin
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perhaps after it gets released it might like to get trapped under a low bridge️@floppyplopper btw please tell me you've seen the videos of the low bridge in the US which scalps lorries
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A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.
@stavvers A cousin of mine once had one of those. It was ginormous.
You know when they're doing works on motorways, there's signs that say "broken down? wait for recovery". He had the contract to do that for a large swathe of southern England, because he owned about the only thing in the region capable of towing an 18-wheeler at the time.
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@stavvers A cousin of mine once had one of those. It was ginormous.
You know when they're doing works on motorways, there's signs that say "broken down? wait for recovery". He had the contract to do that for a large swathe of southern England, because he owned about the only thing in the region capable of towing an 18-wheeler at the time.
@darkling oooh so we might be in for the long haul on this, magnificent
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@floppyplopper btw please tell me you've seen the videos of the low bridge in the US which scalps lorries
@stavvers @floppyplopper We have one just outside Antrim town. Loads of signs advising alternative routes and bridge height - all of which are ignored. Traffic has to use the middle of the road to go under, so it causes a mess regularly.
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@darkling oooh so we might be in for the long haul on this, magnificent
@stavvers It's certainly "specialist equipment", but Richard's thing was decades ago. There's probably more choice these days.
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Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal
@stavvers truly an Evergreen tweet
