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They finally did it.

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  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP This user is from outside of this forum
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    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

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    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

      Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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      @pheonix well, #Microsoft #Windows now basically is an irredeemable #Govware on it's own!

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      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

        Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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        @pheonix

        That made me laugh in the morning! Thank you so much!👍😂

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        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

          Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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          @pheonix vibe coder doing vibe coding things 🤷‍♂️

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          • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

            Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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            @pheonix youth is skipping to old nokia's, to dvd's, to buying vinyl and even to lending in videostores (really!).
            So how do companies keep adding more and more features nobody wants anymore?

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            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

              Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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              @pheonix

              One of the reasons, why I use Notepad++ (https://notepad-plus-plus.org/downloads/)

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                @pheonix

                One of the reasons, why I use Notepad++ (https://notepad-plus-plus.org/downloads/)

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                @bsm @pheonix Oh, did you not hear?

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                Notepad++ users take note: It's time to check if you're hacked

                Suspected China-state hackers used update infrastructure to deliver backdoored version.

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                • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                  Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                  (msrc.microsoft.com)

                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                  @pheonix

                  I'm not surprised...

                  A simple cat <file> on the command line can also compromise your system. If you're unsure, you should therefore use cat -v <file> when I'm not mistaken.

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                    @bsm @pheonix Oh, did you not hear?

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                    Notepad++ users take note: It's time to check if you're hacked

                    Suspected China-state hackers used update infrastructure to deliver backdoored version.

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                    Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)

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                    @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix There is no problem with it with the newest version 8.9.1

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                    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                      Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                      (msrc.microsoft.com)

                      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                      @pheonix nothing can be safe. It is computing. That ship has sailed a loooooong time ago

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                      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                        Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                        @pheonix *vibe-coding intensifies*

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                        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                          Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                          @pheonix Idk how the fcuk they can mess up a simple notepad application. When you add junk (Copilot) it's kinda expected lol. #microslop f-ing company 🤮

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                          • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                            Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                            @pheonix
                            Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

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                            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                              Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                              @pheonix This is the most vibe slop, ever! 😁

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                              • trillytrill@mastodon.artT trillytrill@mastodon.art

                                @pheonix
                                Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

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                                "How do you screw up [friggin Notepad]?"

                                Gradually, and then suddenly.

                                I think.

                                @trillytrill @pheonix

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                                  @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix There is no problem with it with the newest version 8.9.1

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                                  @bsm @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix Yet

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                                  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                    Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                                    @pheonix Nothing from Microsoft, no.

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                                    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                      Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                                      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                      @pheonix That's what you get for using AI in development. What could possibly go wrong?

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                                      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                        Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                                        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                        @pheonix How can you fuckup Markdown support so hard

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                                        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                          Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                                          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                          @pheonix
                                          STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD

                                          (source: https://www.reddit.com/r/windowsmemes/comments/1plqsi2/stop_updating_notepad/)

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