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They finally did it.

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  • bluszcz@mastodon.com.plB bluszcz@mastodon.com.pl

    @pheonix

    not the first one, not the last one 😄

    CVE-2019-12735 CVE-2002-1377 CVE-2016-1248 CVE-2021-43908 CVE-2023-36742 CVE-2020-27955 CVE-2007-5795 CVE-2022-48337 CVE-2024-25255 CVE-2025-49144 (

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    @bluszcz wow

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    • murenius@chaos.socialM murenius@chaos.social

      @pheonix That's what you get for using AI in development. What could possibly go wrong?

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      @Murenius but..but AGI?

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      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

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        @pheonix I never use Notepad for years. I prefer Notepad3 or recently I moved to Zed.

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        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

          Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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          @pheonix You have to click a link. Merely opening the file isn't enough if I'm reading it correctly. That makes it comparable to Internet Explorer back when it would happily download and run any .exe. So pretty stupid.

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          • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

            Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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            @pheonix Given that WordPad had that built in, and MS killed it; not surprised

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            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

              Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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              @pheonix and I still think they should have left support for formatted t3xt where it belongs, in Wordpad
              Notepad could use syntax highlighting & auto-completion maybe ...

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              • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                @pheonix Windows 11 = ☠️

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                • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                  Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                  @pheonix @duniamelayu Linux?

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                  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                    Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                    @pheonix Don’t forget that Notepad++ was compromised recently too by state actors… https://notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacked-incident-info-update/

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                    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                      Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                      @pheonix I believe nothing has ever been safe 🤔 The only state that approaches it is "not compromized yet" 😅

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                      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                        Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                        @pheonix Oh ffs

                        Right, it's back to pen and paper, so. JMJ.

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                        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                          Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                          @pheonix :

                          insert meme.

                          "wait, is Microsoft a huge security hole?"

                          "always have been"

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                          • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                            Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                            @pheonix Valt het jullie ook op dat een klaarstaande Windows-update de werking van applicaties beïnvloedt? Als programma's op een vreemde manier reageren en het icoontje "afsluiten en updaten" is zichtbaar, weet ik al weer hoe laat het is. Na updaten en herstarten werkt het dan weer normaal.

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                            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                              Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                              @pheonix another reason to switch on linux, only thing that can hold someone from switching is adobe software

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                              • avuko@infosec.exchangeA avuko@infosec.exchange

                                @jkb @pheonix That seems to be the case, although the weakness is in Microsoft Notepad incorrectly handling “an unverified protocol”, not in something the user then has to do or interact with. Besides clicking a link.

                                This reads to me like an URI protocol handling issue.

                                And that functionality is not something they’d have to reinvent or vibe code.

                                You know, with their proprietary plain text editor running on their proprietary OS, and next to their proprietary file explorer, their proprietary internet browser, their proprietary email client and proprietary network agents.

                                All their proprietary software handling URI protocols… RIGHT THERE.

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                                @avuko @pheonix Yes, indeed. And yes indeed this is something that should have never happened, the whole situation is shameful.

                                I was just pointing out that this vulnerability requires additional user input (albeit a very likely user input that normally shouldn't raise any concern), it's not one of those nightmare situations in which the mere opening of a file triggers an exploit.

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