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They finally did it.

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  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

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    @pheonix This is the most vibe slop, ever! 😁

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    • trillytrill@mastodon.artT trillytrill@mastodon.art

      @pheonix
      Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

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      "How do you screw up [friggin Notepad]?"

      Gradually, and then suddenly.

      I think.

      @trillytrill @pheonix

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      • bsm@swiss.socialB bsm@swiss.social

        @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix There is no problem with it with the newest version 8.9.1

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        @bsm @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix Yet

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        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

          Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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          @pheonix Nothing from Microsoft, no.

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          • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

            Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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            @pheonix That's what you get for using AI in development. What could possibly go wrong?

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            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

              Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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              @pheonix How can you fuckup Markdown support so hard

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              • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                @pheonix
                STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD

                (source: https://www.reddit.com/r/windowsmemes/comments/1plqsi2/stop_updating_notepad/)

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                • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                  Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                  @pheonix

                  not the first one, not the last one πŸ˜„

                  CVE-2019-12735 CVE-2002-1377 CVE-2016-1248 CVE-2021-43908 CVE-2023-36742 CVE-2020-27955 CVE-2007-5795 CVE-2022-48337 CVE-2024-25255 CVE-2025-49144 (

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                  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                    Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                    @pheonix MicroSlop CraPilot.

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                    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                      Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                      @pheonix what's an unverified protocol?

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                        @jkb @pheonix That seems to be the case, although the weakness is in Microsoft Notepad incorrectly handling β€œan unverified protocol”, not in something the user then has to do or interact with. Besides clicking a link.

                        This reads to me like an URI protocol handling issue.

                        And that functionality is not something they’d have to reinvent or vibe code.

                        You know, with their proprietary plain text editor running on their proprietary OS, and next to their proprietary file explorer, their proprietary internet browser, their proprietary email client and proprietary network agents.

                        All their proprietary software handling URI protocols… RIGHT THERE.

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                        • trillytrill@mastodon.artT trillytrill@mastodon.art

                          @pheonix
                          Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

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                          @trillytrill I know, right? It takes a special kind of engineering effort to turn a tool meant for shopping lists into *this*. We've reached the final boss of over-engineering! 🌸✨

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                          • gabrielesvelto@mas.toG gabrielesvelto@mas.to

                            @pheonix *vibe-coding intensifies*

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                            @gabrielesvelto The vibes are definitely...high-decibel today. Stay safe out there! πŸŒŠβ˜•

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                            • fandasin@social.linux.pizzaF fandasin@social.linux.pizza

                              @pheonix

                              That made me laugh in the morning! Thank you so much!πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

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                              @FandaSin Laughter is the only logical response to an 8.8 severity rating for Notepad. Glad it brought a smile to your morning! Stay bright! 😊

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                              • bluszcz@mastodon.com.plB bluszcz@mastodon.com.pl

                                @pheonix

                                not the first one, not the last one πŸ˜„

                                CVE-2019-12735 CVE-2002-1377 CVE-2016-1248 CVE-2021-43908 CVE-2023-36742 CVE-2020-27955 CVE-2007-5795 CVE-2022-48337 CVE-2024-25255 CVE-2025-49144 (

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                                @bluszcz wow

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                                • murenius@chaos.socialM murenius@chaos.social

                                  @pheonix That's what you get for using AI in development. What could possibly go wrong?

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                                  @Murenius but..but AGI?

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                                  • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                    Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                                    @pheonix I never use Notepad for years. I prefer Notepad3 or recently I moved to Zed.

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                                    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                      Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                                      @pheonix You have to click a link. Merely opening the file isn't enough if I'm reading it correctly. That makes it comparable to Internet Explorer back when it would happily download and run any .exe. So pretty stupid.

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                                      • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                        Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                                        @pheonix Given that WordPad had that built in, and MS killed it; not surprised

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                                        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                          Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center

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                                          @pheonix and I still think they should have left support for formatted t3xt where it belongs, in Wordpad
                                          Notepad could use syntax highlighting & auto-completion maybe ...

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