a single atom

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@i0null in roughly 5700 years this joke won't even make any sense.

[janhelms@rheinneckar.social]

@NosirrahSec @i0null The electrons seem a bit blurry, though.

(I know, never explain a language joke, but... blurry = unscharf -> Unschärferelation -> Uncertainty principle. You're welcome.)

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@i0null You know, if you try hard enough you can actually make it into two.

Though I hear this can be hazardous to your health.

[lertsenem@mastodon.lertsenem.com]

@i0null If you excite it it may emit photons but it's no matter.

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@janhelms @i0null I love it!

I didn't know that.

[avery_the_dragon@mastodon.catgirl.cloud]

@i0null@infosec.exchange Is it just me, or are the particles making up this atom the wrong color,,?

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@i0null The halflife of carbon is ~5700 years, so in that time this will likely be a nitrogen atom! (potentially, it's not guaranteed in short timeframes, but likely!)

[scotty86@mastodon.social]

@i0null Oh boy, this took me way too long.

[i0null@infosec.exchange]

@avery_the_dragon i dare not mix metaphors on that one

[hyc@mastodon.social]

@i0null looks like carbon

[tom_ofb@23.social]

@i0null this is too charged for me

[june@mastodon.catgirl.cloud]

@NosirrahSec @i0null at least you wont be remembered by then for selling shitty copper and treating messengers with contempt lol

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@i0null a Carbon-12 atom, to be precise (I remember the structure of Carbon-12 because back in middle school I noticed it has 6 protons, 6 electrons, and 6 neutrons, ie. the number of the beast, and all life on earth is Carbon-based, thus I reached the mad conclusion that all life on earth is actually satanic)