AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs.

[mattotcha@mastodon.social]

@phooky Don't worry - we've all seen Starship Troopers.

[tj@howse.social]

@phooky I'm already maxillamaxing. My algae intake is a full 35% ahead of my cohort. I'm thriving.

[tarix29@tech.lgbt]

@phooky what's that? You need your hands to be able to write, type, eat, etc? Those are things of the past. Embrace the way of the claw or be left behind

[supermoosie@mastodon.au]

@crouton @phooky

Follow me for the three things I learnt from eating my grandma's crab, gravy and guano recipe. Learn how the recipe allowed me to ace the interview and jump straight into a managerial position, without going to university!

[alsy@theforkiverse.com]

@ozzelot @phooky Sometimes I go online and realise exactly how predictable my neural pathways really are. This is basically word for word what I was about to write

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@Alsy @phooky Or... there's 8 billion humans, a good few of them are bound to be similar, and there's a high likelihood some of those similar ones are going to congregate in a space that they like.

Basically, Fedi gonna Fedi.

[ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org]

@phooky

Franz Kafkasized

[clf@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@phooky it's tried and true. While everything else is in constant evolution, crab stays crab. No need for updates or maintenance, it just crabs.

[falcennial@mastodon.social]

@clf @phooky crab physiology will do in a pinch

[gustodon@mas.to]

@phooky *begins secreting chitin but mostly at parties*

[infoseepage@mastodon.social]

@phooky Using the frozen major ganglia of Prador second children for your processing needs is efficient and doesn't pose the risk of runaway gain of function resulting in Quiet War civilization takeover scenarios as with conventional AI. Do you really want to risk being a puppet to god like AI when you can just scoop out some ganglia and hook up some neural probes? Crabs for the win, every time.

[kaerhon@pipou.academy]

@phooky i like this