AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs.
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky Beware when you sign the EULA, there are some nasty claws in there.
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky
Moving forward, the "C-level" will refer to crabs. Crab Executive Officer, Crab Financial Officer, Crab Operating Officer -
AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky The Pincer Movement
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky So everything's going sideways?
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky We will all have to sacrifice to give the market what it wants
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@phooky They already made a documentary about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igROsVAk7fY
@rogzilla71 yessss thank you for turning me on to this
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky I shall resist the crabs as well. 🪒
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky Crabs? Been there, done that! https://arxiv.org/abs/1204.1749
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
CLACK CLACK
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky Now it's crabs‽ My hermit lifestyle finally pays off. EVERYTHING'S TURNING UP MILHOUSE!
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky Man, I can't wait for every app everywhere to have a shitty little crab icon that does god knows what
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky if only
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
Student: “Sorry, my paper is a little messy”
Me: uh… why is your bag dripping on the floor?
Student: welcome to the future, prof.
[dumps 40 crabs on my desk]
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky Wait, I thought we were turning into cannibalistic snakes. Or is that before we turn into crabs?
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@bfelix espero que o One Punch Man apareça e vá atrás dos bilionários.
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
"AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs."
so you're saying we should line all the data center floors with newspaper, put on our bibs, pick up our hammers and pliers, and get busy?
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky "I'm saying I built up a shell around myself, a cold, calculated heartless shell—"
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AI is already dead; we are pivoting to crabs. Within 5-6 years 80% of all jobs will be crabs. Begin hardening your dermis into a tough durable exoskeleton now or be left behind. Economic carcinization is coming
@phooky “timeline goes sideways” was a warning we didn’t understand
