so, what do you do for work?

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@molly0xfff fun fact, at a former employer that was under multiple consent decrees, the following positions existed:

VP of Fraud.
VP of Money Laundering.
And the Criminal Activities department.

They have since updated the first two.

[gadgetgav@mas.to]

@molly0xfff I bet the bros thought that would be a great laugh but didn’t realize it would be on official documents

[njvack@ruby.social]

@molly0xfff I like the implication that there is also an Associate Director of Financial Crimes; you know, the person who _really_ oversees the day-to-day of the Crimes staff

[nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff I feel like making a joke about the sheriff rebranding himself as Robin Hood, but I think it hits a little too close to home.

[dave@alvarado.social]

@molly0xfff web3 bros avoid being edgelords challenge level: impossible.