Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[bmebenji@mstdn.social]

@alice This is the greatest crossover since the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour and it’s not even really a crossover. Congratulations on this monumental achievement (no I’m not being sarcastic)

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

Now when I share my Lovense link and I'm like "not the liquidate setting!" you'll believe me.

This was on medium!

[wolfinpdx@pdx.social]

@alice Those toys are fun!

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@alice Dr. Kingsbury never failed me with his assertions

I have a wistful tear in my eye at the memory

[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

@alice The Horny Trinity

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice can you do this on a chastity thingy? XD

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice wth xklsdhjfoi jdio

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autisticplushy I can sure try

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice *shy*

[michaelgemar@mstdn.ca]

@alice It looks like it took a bit to find the right spot.

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@alice to Chuck

Obituary | Charles A. Kingsbury

Charles A. Kingsbury, 86, emeritus professor of chemistry, died April 15. Known as Chuck or Charlie, Kingsbury taught at the University of Nebraska–Lincoln for more than 43 years. His teaching reached more than 8,000 Huskers, including numerous professionals in Lincoln and beyond. He received numerous awards for his teaching and outreach in science education.

Nebraska Today (news.unl.edu)

[murdoc@autistics.life]

@alice
I feel like there's a metaphor here.

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@alice grabbing the domi out of the nightstand and jacking the tourists' rental van parked in my front yard

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@alice Ouch. 🤭

[notsle@kzoo.to]

@alice Almost thought it was one of The Lock picking Lawyers April Fools videos

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@michaelgemar nah, I was just teasing it a little first.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autolycos was there a relevant assertion for my video?

[tragivictoria@mastodon.catgirl.cloud]

@alice@lgbtqia.space this is genius

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@alice oh the bump keying with a magic wand

[smolbrain@floofy.tech]

@alice
-chef kiss-
Perfection
-Loud mouth click-
Nice!

Changing my domi to only have this setting
Telling people they can unlock my horny
And then dying when my heart explodes