I think we may just have to accept that a lot of journalists have facial blindness.
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Sometimes I just type and I don't know what's going to come out. I am as surprised as anyone.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote But we never get Shakespeare, do we, Ben?
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@TheBreadmonkey Apparently in that new Wuthering Heights film, Margot Robbie has a wank on a moor, a feat not seen in cinema since Laurence Olivier’s Othello.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey
Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
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@dropbear @TheBreadmonkey A rabbit hole would be one example of a dirty den, yes.
VERY good
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@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote But we never get Shakespeare, do we, Ben?
Many people are saying that actually I'm much better
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Strange to think that his fall from grace - having a consensual wank on a Zoom - would barely have even registered these days. Oh he's done a video wank? So what. Haven't we all? I'm doing one now in my meeting about budget forecasts. So is the FD. Why, sometimes I've done as many as six video conference wanks before breakfast. Bring back Dirty Den, I say. All is forgiven. We no longer kink shame. And anyway it turns out there are a bunch of guys who have been upto much much worse the whole time and we put them in government, so you can carry on doing your acting or whatnot. It's like my old grandpappy used to say - a finger in the mouth is better than an island full of children.
Had it really caught anyone off guard we would still be callin' it doin' or havin' a Toobin. But it didn't. So we don't.
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Many people are saying that actually I'm much better
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@dropbear @TheBreadmonkey A rabbit hole would be one example of a dirty den, yes.
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@HCBunny @dropbear @TheBreadmonkey I’m just saying it’s made of soil, not that it isn’t neat and tidy.
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@HCBunny @dropbear @TheBreadmonkey I’m just saying it’s made of soil, not that it isn’t neat and tidy.
(places throw over mountain of beer cans)
THAT'S JUST A SCULPTURE IVE BEEN WORKING ON, BUT MY MUSE IS ON VACATION.
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@TheBreadmonkey I went to Uni with a bloke who liked wanking, and just as he was getting to the vinegar strokes he'd call for his Mum and try to finish before she got there. We nicknamed him "Danger Wanker".@Nickiquote
@jamesb @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote His mum lived with him at uni?
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