Really brings a tear to the eye.

[troldann@techhub.social]

@kjhealy of course it’s almost incomaparable. Tim Cook has been very @incomparable -adjacent, but never quite made it on.

Maybe if he had called Jason instead, then he could be actually incomparable.

[ldj@mastodon.green]

@kjhealy Truly bizarre. The world in his head really is a different place. BIG HELPS!
And he’s bragging about consultants not being given work?

[tvaziri@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy JEEEEEEESUS

[djdarren@mendeddrum.org]

@kjhealy Christ, that's real....

[tantramar@zeroes.ca]

@tvaziri @kjhealy I need a shower.

[janne_o@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy what the fuck did I just read.

[drdrang@fosstodon.org]

@kjhealy That’s worth an entire course at Apple University.

[halaana@mastodon.social]

@tsturm Just imagine the poor school kids in a couple of decades.

[axeln@norden.social]

@kjhealy @jalefkowit In all honesty, that is what high level management is all about. Integrity takes a back seat to profitability and ability to operate.

I am not saying that I like, and I am pretty sure Tim Cook didn’t like it as well, but it is what it is.

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

@axeln @kjhealy I hope I never work for you. The end

[mray@social.tchncs.de]

@kjhealy Imagine your president wrote that. I'd pinch myself to check if I was awake.

[gummibando@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy He indeed managed to make it partly about himself.
Way to go, Don Whitehouse.

[ericsedge@bitbang.social]

@kjhealy Every single interaction with the is about himself.

[axeln@norden.social]

@jalefkowit @kjhealy I am not saying I would act like that, sorry if I gave that impression. I am saying that this is what our economic system selects for in high level management. That’s probably why most of us are not in it.

[a@pdx.social]

@kjhealy @tvaziri It’s amazing to think how differently Cook’s tenure would be remembered if he’d stepped down 18 months ago, instead.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy Just yesterday I saw a Snopes post about, "Don't fall for these 15 fake Trump Truth Social Posts."

This isn't one of them. I checked.

[ocdtrekkie@mastodon.social]

@Janne_O @kjhealy That is, apparently, "the leader of the free world". People picked that guy.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@mray @kjhealy I'm still partially convinced I died 30 years ago (meth) and have been living through the, "Fake the sucker out and make them think there's hope," part of hell and the veil is about to be ripped open and the demons come out.

It's kind of a fucked time to have drug induced psychosis...but I deal. Been doing it a long time.

I just squeeze this cut on my hand...j/k. I used to have it pretty well in the back of my head until Trump jumped out and said he's the antichrist, BOO!!!

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy “During my 5 years as president” is such a Trumpism that most people really don't notice what he’s doing when he says that

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@Janne_O @kjhealy Trump informing people that the best way to get on his good side and earn his praises is to kiss his ass.

Of course, those praises will be, "This guy kissed my ass a lot so I said he's a good manager to anyone that would listen," so I'm not sure what worth they are.

I wonder why he's retiring...