So hang on, let me see if I can get this correct.

rootwyrm@weird.autos

So hang on, let me see if I can get this correct. The United States is currently at war-but-not-actually-war with:

- Venezuela, but not if "that bitch" falls in line
- Iran, specifically the civilians
- Various groups in Ecuador
- The enitre state of Minnesota
- Spain but not if they capitulate
- Canada if they don't buy broken F35s
- Denmark because of Estee Lauder
- Anyone who hurts Pete Kegbro's feelings
- All forms of education and science
- Facts and reality

afeinman@wandering.shop

@rootwyrm only three more wars and we get to trade in our Frequent Massacre card for a free genocide!

mikebabcock@floss.social

@rootwyrm gays, drugs, women who vote, migrants who aren't white ...

heartofcoyote@neuromatch.social

@rootwyrm Yes, and I fear that is an incomplete list that is subject to rapid expansion if a wealthy man who’s almost 80 years old decides his fee-fees were hurt by somebody or other telling the truth about some of his criming.

mustardfacial@infosec.exchange

@rootwyrm Canada can alternatively give the province of Alberta to the US, or accept US-produced eggs and milk. That last one seems to be a real sticking point.

CIRCLE WITH A DOT

So hang on, let me see if I can get this correct.