*Amazing* story out of NYC:
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*Amazing* story out of NYC:
Cops go to a big public snowball fight, immediately the cops act like cops and start threatening people, menacing them with weapons, etc. The public snowballs the cops, everyone is still having a fun time. Cops freak out, get even more violent, the crowd starts concertedly snowballing them. Cops leave under the constant snowballs, tails between their legs because even they know they can't shoot someone for this.
Cops have now had a multi-day screaming crying snotty public breakdown demanding arrests and prosecutions, they're calling it assault, they're saying officers were hospitalized. The pig union is giving this the full treatment, screaming lives were at risk. "What if it was rocks?!" The NYPD's 86 full time PR staff are pumping out doctored images of Black kids with their skin darkened and making them look older, trying to find the scariest action shots of snowball fights.
Mamdani has responded "We're not outlawing snowball fights." Bragg has already dropped the most severe charges from the one arrestee.
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*Amazing* story out of NYC:
Cops go to a big public snowball fight, immediately the cops act like cops and start threatening people, menacing them with weapons, etc. The public snowballs the cops, everyone is still having a fun time. Cops freak out, get even more violent, the crowd starts concertedly snowballing them. Cops leave under the constant snowballs, tails between their legs because even they know they can't shoot someone for this.
Cops have now had a multi-day screaming crying snotty public breakdown demanding arrests and prosecutions, they're calling it assault, they're saying officers were hospitalized. The pig union is giving this the full treatment, screaming lives were at risk. "What if it was rocks?!" The NYPD's 86 full time PR staff are pumping out doctored images of Black kids with their skin darkened and making them look older, trying to find the scariest action shots of snowball fights.
Mamdani has responded "We're not outlawing snowball fights." Bragg has already dropped the most severe charges from the one arrestee.
You may hate cops now but when you're in trouble who is going to beat up your kids, run a propaganda campaign about how scary and ethnic they are, and demand that merry-making be outlawed like characters from the Scarlet Letter? You ever think about that punk?
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*Amazing* story out of NYC:
Cops go to a big public snowball fight, immediately the cops act like cops and start threatening people, menacing them with weapons, etc. The public snowballs the cops, everyone is still having a fun time. Cops freak out, get even more violent, the crowd starts concertedly snowballing them. Cops leave under the constant snowballs, tails between their legs because even they know they can't shoot someone for this.
Cops have now had a multi-day screaming crying snotty public breakdown demanding arrests and prosecutions, they're calling it assault, they're saying officers were hospitalized. The pig union is giving this the full treatment, screaming lives were at risk. "What if it was rocks?!" The NYPD's 86 full time PR staff are pumping out doctored images of Black kids with their skin darkened and making them look older, trying to find the scariest action shots of snowball fights.
Mamdani has responded "We're not outlawing snowball fights." Bragg has already dropped the most severe charges from the one arrestee.
@PallasRiot the snow is really great snowball snow
Ray catches them in his mouth (obv...if he did it with his paws it's be quite a bit more noteworthy)
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*Amazing* story out of NYC:
Cops go to a big public snowball fight, immediately the cops act like cops and start threatening people, menacing them with weapons, etc. The public snowballs the cops, everyone is still having a fun time. Cops freak out, get even more violent, the crowd starts concertedly snowballing them. Cops leave under the constant snowballs, tails between their legs because even they know they can't shoot someone for this.
Cops have now had a multi-day screaming crying snotty public breakdown demanding arrests and prosecutions, they're calling it assault, they're saying officers were hospitalized. The pig union is giving this the full treatment, screaming lives were at risk. "What if it was rocks?!" The NYPD's 86 full time PR staff are pumping out doctored images of Black kids with their skin darkened and making them look older, trying to find the scariest action shots of snowball fights.
Mamdani has responded "We're not outlawing snowball fights." Bragg has already dropped the most severe charges from the one arrestee.
@PallasRiot "what if it was rocks" then multiple people would probably be hospitalized or dead now and we'd be having a very different conversation. in fact they wouldn't feel the need to scaremonger about it at all.
this is like getting shot with a Nerf gun and going "but imagine I had been shot with live ammunition!!" and insisting people treat it as if it had been. -
You may hate cops now but when you're in trouble who is going to beat up your kids, run a propaganda campaign about how scary and ethnic they are, and demand that merry-making be outlawed like characters from the Scarlet Letter? You ever think about that punk?
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*Amazing* story out of NYC:
Cops go to a big public snowball fight, immediately the cops act like cops and start threatening people, menacing them with weapons, etc. The public snowballs the cops, everyone is still having a fun time. Cops freak out, get even more violent, the crowd starts concertedly snowballing them. Cops leave under the constant snowballs, tails between their legs because even they know they can't shoot someone for this.
Cops have now had a multi-day screaming crying snotty public breakdown demanding arrests and prosecutions, they're calling it assault, they're saying officers were hospitalized. The pig union is giving this the full treatment, screaming lives were at risk. "What if it was rocks?!" The NYPD's 86 full time PR staff are pumping out doctored images of Black kids with their skin darkened and making them look older, trying to find the scariest action shots of snowball fights.
Mamdani has responded "We're not outlawing snowball fights." Bragg has already dropped the most severe charges from the one arrestee.
@PallasRiot@social.treehouse.systems Truly, I understand wanting a Mangione at every street crossing, but I'd rather have a Mamdani in every office. -
@PallasRiot@social.treehouse.systems Truly, I understand wanting a Mangione at every street crossing, but I'd rather have a Mamdani in every office.
@bovaz Diversity of tactics
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*Amazing* story out of NYC:
Cops go to a big public snowball fight, immediately the cops act like cops and start threatening people, menacing them with weapons, etc. The public snowballs the cops, everyone is still having a fun time. Cops freak out, get even more violent, the crowd starts concertedly snowballing them. Cops leave under the constant snowballs, tails between their legs because even they know they can't shoot someone for this.
Cops have now had a multi-day screaming crying snotty public breakdown demanding arrests and prosecutions, they're calling it assault, they're saying officers were hospitalized. The pig union is giving this the full treatment, screaming lives were at risk. "What if it was rocks?!" The NYPD's 86 full time PR staff are pumping out doctored images of Black kids with their skin darkened and making them look older, trying to find the scariest action shots of snowball fights.
Mamdani has responded "We're not outlawing snowball fights." Bragg has already dropped the most severe charges from the one arrestee.
@PallasRiot Sweet Juffo-Wup, the all-bastards managed to tactically implement the only way to actually lose a snowball battle. Ladies, gentlemen, and finebys, I give you the world's highest-budgeted police force: whiny little snot-noses with beet red faces and little chunks of snow melting in their hair.
