Kagi Translate can be used to generate McKinsey consultant speak:

[gabrielmarkley@techhub.social]

@kagihq This is fantastic and in lightening lol. Thank you!!!! Made my day.

[schrotthaufen@mastodon.social]

@kagihq @cstross lol https://translate.kagi.com/?from=McKinsey+consultant&to=en&text=We+have+established+a+baseline+of+mutual+trust+and+alignment+on+the+governing+principles+of+this+engagement.%0AMy+strategic+intent+is+focused+on+a+long-term%2C+high-commitment+partnership.%0AThis+level+of+value+proposition+is+unique+in+the+current+competitive+landscape.%0AI+would+like+to+provide+a+transparent+update+on+my+current+positioning.%0AIt+is+imperative+that+we+achieve+stakeholder+buy-in.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.%0A%0AWe+have+a+significant+historical+data+set+on+this+relationship.%0AThere+is+a+clear+latent+pain+point%2C%0ADespite+a+lack+of+proactive+communication+from+your+side.%0AInternal+analysis+confirms+a+shared+understanding+of+the+operational+dynamics.%0AWe+are+aligned+on+the+industry+standard+and+ready+for+execution.%0ARegarding+my+current+sentiment+analysis%3A%0AThe+insights+should+be+self-evident+at+this+stage+of+the+maturity+curve.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.

[polypunk@punkstodon.de]

@kagihq
This represents the most significant value-add in terms of engagement and humor that I have benchmarked throughout the current weekly cycle.

[polypunk@punkstodon.de]

@kagihq
Here, we see a curious suggestion... that one should perhaps... venture forth... and seek out... other targets. A truly remarkable strategy for survival in this vast, digital wilderness.

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[ati1@mastodon.social]

@kagihq Great. Please bring LinkedIn style translations next

[reflex@retrogaming.social]

@kagihq Plus it gives your browsing information to a known AI bro!

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

@paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq this is so elegantly cursed af

[carpetbomberz@mastodon.online]

@paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq

I say,
"Yeet dat' right into the SUN, yo!"

[rrb@infosec.exchange]

@paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq It does well for French insults into McKinsey. Interestingly, If I mark the French insults as being German, then McKinsey gets to be really vulgar.

I appreciate that.

[johnefrancis@cosocial.ca]

@rrb @paperposts @kagihq show us!

[jak2k@mastodontech.de]

@noodle You might be interested in https://addons.mozilla.org/en-CA/firefox/addon/ublacklist/

[rrb@infosec.exchange]

@johnefrancis @paperposts @kagihq
One of my favorite French insults.

[aaronmccollum@fosstodon.org]

@paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq I really wish company emails read more like Gen Z than corporate-speak.

[kagihq@mastodon.social]

@ati1 Already there: https://translate.kagi.com/?from=auto&to=LinkedIn+speak&text=I+got+a+new+job

[rrb@infosec.exchange]

@johnefrancis @paperposts @kagihq The vulgar translation into McKinsey does not do the literal french meaning justice, though.

[nilsding@pounced-on.me]

@kagihq this is by far the coolest translator site yet.

Though you really didn't have to make it that accurate

[uhertlein@mastodon.social]

@paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq I'm not convinced. I'm not fluent in Gen-Z, but it's as bad at Dutch as Deep-L.

("pakjes dragende aapjes" is "apes wearing suits", not packages)

[firesphere@cloudisland.nz]

@kagihq Why am I getting a fully Dutch interface... Dafuq?
The settings _say_ it's English, but it isn't...

[lappenjammerdiezweite@social.vivaldi.net]

@kagihq Bookmarked for my daily work needs.

[stevenodb@mastodon.social]

@kagihq @freddy LLM slob?