Kagi Translate can be used to generate McKinsey consultant speak:

[tux0r@layer8.space]

@kagihq Oops. I broke it. https://kagifeedback.org/d/9942-cant-translate-a-pdf-into-mckinsey

[dannyman@sfba.social]

@kagihq

high impact

[dadinek@fosstodon.org]

@kagihq That's brilliant. It made my day

[maaneeack@noc.social]

@kagihq wonder if this would get my resume through the ai crap

[tirrimas@beige.party]

@kagihq ah, McKinsey-speak for "fuck you". I should send this to my congresscritters.

"I’m not sure we’re fully aligned on the current value proposition, so let’s take this offline to re-evaluate your continued involvement in this workstream."

[uda@toot.org.il]

@kagihq
"High-value deliverable"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=Good+Shit&to=McKinsey+consultant&from=en

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@kagihq This is brilliant!
I consider NOT getting past 2nd round interviews for McKinsey a bullet dodged after graduation.

(To be fair, when they said "Why do you want this job", I said "I don't really. I just thought the interview practise would be good. " )

[realmagnesium12@troet.cafe]

@kagihq Oh, that works too. Couldn't resist.

German -> Trump

[paperposts@masto.paperposts.me]

@kagihq wonderful this reminds me of Nick Asbury's brilliant Pentone postcard set.
And of course 'Exercices de style' http://www.paperposts.me/exercices-de-style/
#copywriting #postcards #translation

[paperposts@masto.paperposts.me]

@johnefrancis @kagihq i just tried McKinsey to Gen Z, fabulous

[varmazis@mstdn.social]

@kagihq My Kagi subscription is worth every penny!

[jwc@noc.social]

@kagihq Ha! It knows Pittsburghese too.

[oddhack@mstdn.social]

@kagihq English -> McKinsey -> Klingon -> English manages to completely invert the arrow of time.

[gabrielmarkley@techhub.social]

@kagihq This is fantastic and in lightening lol. Thank you!!!! Made my day.

[schrotthaufen@mastodon.social]

@kagihq @cstross lol https://translate.kagi.com/?from=McKinsey+consultant&to=en&text=We+have+established+a+baseline+of+mutual+trust+and+alignment+on+the+governing+principles+of+this+engagement.%0AMy+strategic+intent+is+focused+on+a+long-term%2C+high-commitment+partnership.%0AThis+level+of+value+proposition+is+unique+in+the+current+competitive+landscape.%0AI+would+like+to+provide+a+transparent+update+on+my+current+positioning.%0AIt+is+imperative+that+we+achieve+stakeholder+buy-in.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.%0A%0AWe+have+a+significant+historical+data+set+on+this+relationship.%0AThere+is+a+clear+latent+pain+point%2C%0ADespite+a+lack+of+proactive+communication+from+your+side.%0AInternal+analysis+confirms+a+shared+understanding+of+the+operational+dynamics.%0AWe+are+aligned+on+the+industry+standard+and+ready+for+execution.%0ARegarding+my+current+sentiment+analysis%3A%0AThe+insights+should+be+self-evident+at+this+stage+of+the+maturity+curve.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.

[polypunk@punkstodon.de]

@kagihq
This represents the most significant value-add in terms of engagement and humor that I have benchmarked throughout the current weekly cycle.

[polypunk@punkstodon.de]

@kagihq
Here, we see a curious suggestion... that one should perhaps... venture forth... and seek out... other targets. A truly remarkable strategy for survival in this vast, digital wilderness.

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[ati1@mastodon.social]

@kagihq Great. Please bring LinkedIn style translations next

[reflex@retrogaming.social]

@kagihq Plus it gives your browsing information to a known AI bro!

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

@paperposts @johnefrancis @kagihq this is so elegantly cursed af