I made a personal pan retro for tonight's #monsterdon

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Is that Sybil Danning's ass?
Oh it's the stable lady. Meh.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Is this who built the cyclopean architecture on the island? Some kinda one eyed man thing.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

🥺 Circe...
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Is this Green for night? Day for Green?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Fuck yeah Science! Wait science... omg are they making green meth on this island?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[cptbutton@dice.camp]

@strangefour

Should be Hercules Syndrome instead of Kessler Syndrome?

#MONSTERDON
#Hercules_1983

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

The mystery of the three seashells.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

This feels like the cliffhanger from a Flash Gordon serial.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Why Hercules isn't throwing something into space, the audience is asking why Herc isn't attempting to violate orbital mechanics.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Space sword? SPACE SWORD! Hey a little bit of actual history that works. Finding a chunk of meteoric iron was for a long time the best way to get a source of iron to make swords from.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Hercules vs the Rainbow Blade. Dare your touch that man's flaming saber Herc?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

"I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEERRRR!!"
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Ariadne does like Japanese vampires? Turning to ash.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Wait... THERE WAS NO MINOTAUR!? But Minos and Ariadne were right there!!
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Oh hello stock footage destruction of Atlantises.
And some new miniature destruction.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

And so Atlantis fucked off into the sea! In spaaaaaace!
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Wait where is Daedelus?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

And now Wrong Frogs time. Same cast... cheaper movie?
#Monsterdon #SevenMagnificentGladiators

[configures@mindly.social]

@strangefour Apparently Minos was the king of Thira, not Crete, in this story? I came in late. #Monsterdon
#Hercules1983

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

I have returned from a trip to the snows outside to gather cheese spread from the great stables of cars.
So this one looks to be more of a basic Conan rip off. Just with Greek flavoring.
#Monsterdon #SevenMagnificentGladiators