You Bought Zuck’s Ray-Bans. Now Someone in Nairobi Is Watching You Poop 💩🕶️

[softspeak@defcon.social]

@adafruit
You doing a little "Rick-boxing" forgetting you got the glasses on, next thing you got the feds knocking down your door and arresting you for indecency. They'll slap the sex offender label on ya just for stress-relief and forgetting you had the glasses on.

[reallylazybear@mastodon.social]

@adafruit Least you're not technically alone anymore cos you get a creep to watch & prolly record your most likely boring life with these stupid ass looking glasses lol

Idk. All I'm saying is that people who buy this crap are all idiots. Just get your prescribed glasses. No need for fancy crap

[harry_karadimas@toot.community]

@adafruit Personnaly I have Zuckban. Vastly superior to Ray. Recommending it !

[catswhocode@beige.party]

@adafruit hey meta, how big is my poop?

[jake4480@c.im]

@adafruit 🤮 garbage. The first mistake of course, was buying the glasses.

[nf3xn@mastodon.social]

@adafruit ok so there must be some me-zuck-no-mod switch because I am sure af that he does not want someone in Nairobi watching him fail to do pull ups in the mirror. why have I not seen anybody jailbreak his clown spectacles yet? (if for no other reason than to piss him off).

If all that video is going somewhere and stored somewhere then it is all available for surveillance. When he said 'Privacy is dead...' he probably added smugly to himself '...and I killed it'.

[kajer@infosec.exchange]

@CatsWhoCode @adafruit That's a Kohler question - https://www.kohlerhealth.com/dekoda/

[catswhocode@beige.party]

@kajer now that's just terrifying @adafruit

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@adafruit The first time I seem someone rocking these in the wild I'm going to get a very strong urge to punch them in the face. I will undoubtedly contain that urge because I am a well-adjusted member of society but it will be there nonetheless.

Might tell them to fuck off tho

[madengineering@mastodon.cloud]

@adafruit Everything about this was a stupid idea. Wtf zuck?

[groupnebula563@mastodon.social]

@adafruit sorry i don't trust anything you say anymore

[reese@mspsocial.net]

@adafruit the chunky black square glasses you thought we left back in 2012, now Worse

[josemachete79@mastodon.social]

@adafruit #Fuckerberg 's crap. #permissiontopuke

[dave3307@beige.party]

@adafruit …and now I can never buy Ray-Bans again

[damonwakes@mastodon.sdf.org]

@reese @adafruit They really do look horrendous. The massive invasion of privacy distracts from it significantly, but not completely.

[groupnebula563@mastodon.social]

@adafruit blocked by adafruit. hell yeah

[tristonarmstrong@fosstodon.org]

@adafruit WIIILLLDDDDD

[ppxl@social.tchncs.de]

@adafruit omg this is killing me on both sides of and

[frutigeraero00@mastodon.social]

@adafruit This is so stupid on so many levels like: they dont even offer a service. Like, pay 600 dollars or watever they cost for US spying you and giving us ur data. Like. The fuck??

Also they dont even try to cover the privacy issue anymore now they are full rambo like: We have your data very secured.

Why would anyone pay for someone spying on them??? At least go to a reality show and they will give u some money