This is Molly - a wild animal that lives in my house and sleeps on my bed

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

This is Molly - a wild animal that lives in my house and sleeps on my bed

She thinks I’m a master hunter, because I leave home and come back with all kinds of wonderful things to eat

I’m not, of course. Humans are hunter-gatherers, and I’m leaning heavily into the gatherer side of things - by going to the shop and gathering cat food

She repays my successful gathering by being fluffy & adorable

So I got a good deal

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #animals

[jzb@hachyderm.io]

@rufustheduck She deserves a bonus. She is extra adorable with a side of "looks like a total boss". The bonus dot on her nose is just the cherry on top.

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

@jzb dammit, you've talked me into it

[elliek@zeroes.ca]

@rufustheduck
I refer to them as my little indoor foxes.
She's lovely!

[cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com]

@rufustheduck@mastodon.social Amazing deal ​​

[mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org]

@rufustheduck it’s her house and her bed. You’re merely tolerated, perhaps because she finds you cute and adorable and a bad enough hinter she takes you as apprentice and cares for you.

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

@mirabilos good point

[meluzzy@woof.tech]

@rufustheduck omg she is literally just like my cat fr.

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

@meluzzy adorable!

[clarissawam@mefi.social]

@rufustheduck @pronoiac Sounds like she got a good deal too!

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

@clarissawam @pronoiac I certainly hope so