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  • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

    The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

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    @Szescstopni and near a river

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    • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

      The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

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      @Szescstopni Honestly, my dream setup is being able to live out of like a van or a boat with a cabin so deep in a forest you have to drive off road for a few minutes to get to it to tend to a garden and a handful of animals.

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      • rk@mastodon.well.comR rk@mastodon.well.com

        @Szescstopni @pseudonym

        Sorry yes. You have now been dragged into a distinctly American conversation, I apologize.

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        @rk No need to apologize. What's this story with a barista in a huge apartment? @pseudonym

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        • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

          The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

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          @Szescstopni The American Southwest is where I want to be. I’ll run a small bed and breakfast located on an orchard and offer homemade honey, jams, and jellies. Maybe I’ll have a couple of alpacas too!

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            @Szescstopni and near a river

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            @__d That would be lovely. There's no river near my place. It's all bogs.

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            • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

              @rk No need to apologize. What's this story with a barista in a huge apartment? @pseudonym

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              @Szescstopni @pseudonym

              A lot of American television shows are set in New York City and feature “regular people with regular jobs” who would, in reality, never be able to afford an apartment like that in NYC without three roommates and a second job.

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              • rk@mastodon.well.comR rk@mastodon.well.com

                @Szescstopni @pseudonym

                A lot of American television shows are set in New York City and feature “regular people with regular jobs” who would, in reality, never be able to afford an apartment like that in NYC without three roommates and a second job.

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                @rk Got it. Yes, tv shows are weird. The more "reality" they try to have the moire fantasy they contain. @pseudonym

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                • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

                  The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

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                  @Szescstopni @paco true

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                  • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

                    @rk No need to apologize. What's this story with a barista in a huge apartment? @pseudonym

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                    @Szescstopni @rk @pseudonym
                    I think he's talking about the sitcom 'Friends'

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                    • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

                      The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

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                      @Szescstopni https://youtu.be/bb68owdlxl8

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                      • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

                        The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

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                        @Szescstopni

                        <sigh> All I want is a #sailboat just big enough to get there, just small enough to handle single-handed…

                        Okay, I lied. I want some very very specific things. But it fits the other requirements, too.

                        A #sailor is neither a square peg or a round hole.

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                        • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

                          The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

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                          @Szescstopni Me and my wife have managed to save up enough to buy half a duplex which backs on to a forest. So I guess it's true.

                          Out front, across the street, is the back half of a golf course. I don't play so it's just dead land to me and probably, like, 90% of all other living things around me.

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                            @Szescstopni Me and my wife have managed to save up enough to buy half a duplex which backs on to a forest. So I guess it's true.

                            Out front, across the street, is the back half of a golf course. I don't play so it's just dead land to me and probably, like, 90% of all other living things around me.

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                            @ddr That's great. But you're pointing me in the direction of the rabbit hole of research on the ecology of golf fields. Guess I might not come out of it for a while.

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                            • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

                              The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

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                              @Szescstopni it's Canada – They all want to join us in a tiny, woodsy cabin with beavers tapping at the door, and the only ice is for curling and skating.

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                              • brie@venera.socialB brie@venera.social
                                @srtcd424 @Szescstopni Feral dogs just ate one of my coworker's goats 😕
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                                @brie @srtcd424 @Szescstopni
                                That's the sort of reason why I had a livestock guardian dog along with goatzilla in my home in the woods 😎

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                                • ottaross@mastodon.socialO ottaross@mastodon.social

                                  @Szescstopni it's Canada – They all want to join us in a tiny, woodsy cabin with beavers tapping at the door, and the only ice is for curling and skating.

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                                  @ottaross @Szescstopni Yes, please! I want to move to Three Pines, lol. I’ll be the bookstore lady who does counseling in a pinch.

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                                  • heartofcoyote@neuromatch.socialH heartofcoyote@neuromatch.social

                                    @ottaross @Szescstopni Yes, please! I want to move to Three Pines, lol. I’ll be the bookstore lady who does counseling in a pinch.

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                                    @Heartofcoyote @Szescstopni you'll need a cat, or a dog will do in a pinch, and you're all set.

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                                    • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

                                      @ddr That's great. But you're pointing me in the direction of the rabbit hole of research on the ecology of golf fields. Guess I might not come out of it for a while.

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                                      @ddr Just took a glance. First search results say golf fields are great for ecology. And they're SEO written by golf course businesses. This really sucks.

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                                      • oohokaykay@beige.partyO oohokaykay@beige.party

                                        @Szescstopni @rk @pseudonym
                                        I think he's talking about the sitcom 'Friends'

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                                        @OohOkayKay @Szescstopni @rk

                                        Or US sitcoms in general, but Friends is a good exemplar.

                                        3 bedroom apartment in NYC would be terrifically expensive, yet on TV shows, folks with modest jobs and wacky neighbors have huge apartments with no apparent source of income to support them.

                                        It's just sort of a genre trope.

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                                        • szescstopni@circumstances.runS szescstopni@circumstances.run

                                          The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

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                                          @Szescstopni

                                          Don't live in a forest! Seriously. I do and regret it. I had to evacuate from a fire last fall. Every year, with every fire season, the smoke outside gets to into the dangerous levels. My dream is to live on flat land with a lot of sky.

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