Best way to die
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Best way to die
@swampgas that depends: do the cave bears dispatch you quickly and then eat your corpse, or do you have to live through most of the eating process?
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@swampgas I think it comes down to whether you fear death, maybe? Or maybe how you see yourself? Like, no way am I fading away in a hospital bed. I'm too cool for that. Mauled by cave bears!
@photovotary right! I think most peoples fear of death is more terrifying than actual death.
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Best way to die
@swampgas definitively eaten, by cave bears or by whatever creature eats raw human meat. Better than a long suffering that is also useless. At least the bear can be fed for a while, but who gets any benefit from my corpse in the other option?
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@swampgas that depends: do the cave bears dispatch you quickly and then eat your corpse, or do you have to live through most of the eating process?
@BasinandRage lets just say for the sake of conversation that they play with their food for awhile but, pain escapes your body immediately after first contact, when adrenaline takes over
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@swampgas definitively eaten, by cave bears or by whatever creature eats raw human meat. Better than a long suffering that is also useless. At least the bear can be fed for a while, but who gets any benefit from my corpse in the other option?
@unknownpseudoartist unless you get really lucky with a deranged mortician or a frankenstein situation
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@swampgas Definitely bears
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@swampgas Definitely bears
@anji all praise the everyman john goblikon
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@anji all praise the everyman john goblikon
@swampgas handsome cousin of John Mastodon
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@swampgas handsome cousin of John Mastodon
@anji mom always did like him best
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@BasinandRage lets just say for the sake of conversation that they play with their food for awhile but, pain escapes your body immediately after first contact, when adrenaline takes over
@swampgas oh that's easy then. Team cave bear.
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