The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
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@samhenrigold > I edited
SystemVersion.plistto make the “About this Mac” window say it was running Mac OS 69, which is the s*x number, which is very funny.i lol'd
@samhenrigold after finishing reading i can say this was a wonderful journey down nostalgia lane. i never used a mac as a kid, but the feelings ring true for any little computer kid
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold @timixretroplays Great essay! This resonated a lot with me.
I learnt how to program on a Commodore 64 and Amiga – extremely limited machines by today’s standards. When I hit the limits of what I could do tinkering in BASIC on them in high school I popped the hood and taught myself how to code in assembler to make things run faster.
Fast forward 35 years and I now have a PhD in computer science and work at Apple.

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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold this post resonated with me so much and reminded me of using a family iMac as a kid. it was a core 2 duo with a pretty pedestrian AMD graphics card and 4GB RAM, and i was 100% running very hard against all of those limits (that i just did not understand yet). so many memories brought back. thank you
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
My 2001 iBook G3 600 MHz with 128 MB of RAM agrees with this. Remarkably it wasn't that much more expensive than the Neo, despite the 25 year difference.
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold when I was a young Pole wanting to be a sociology researcher but not wanting to work for free the next two years I decided I will do some stuff on the internet and people will pay me.
I started a freelance on a netbook. I didn’t have any budget. It was a 10 inch netbook. I used to do 10m print designs on it on Inkscape. And I earned some money. Then I found a job thanks to what I learned on that MSI intel atom device.
It’s never about the best tool.
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io I really appreciate this essay. It fully encapsulates what it was like for me as a child too, (I didn't have mac hardware, instead i had a dell prebuilt and then my own computer i made after saving up my money from christmas + birthdays for 2 years for an i7-4790k & a GTX 960...). I am someone who still to this day views "minimum specs" as a challenge. I actually had a chromebook (I believe it was the Asus Chromebook C200). I remember when I found out about mrchromebox and released that I could remove the r/w screw. I remember fucking around with the hardware, installing galliumOS (I also tried things like Manjaro I3 edition which didn't have keyboard drivers since none of the galliumOS driver work had been in mainline kernel). I remember the pure excitement I had from getting Minecraft to run natively on my chromebook and the fact that my frames were actually decent (I mean it wasn't like 4000fps but it wasn't bad either, ~40fps). I have always been one to try to push the boundaries (before chromebook "hacking" I was into jailbreaking before crapple made that less and less possible. I grew up with Pangu's semitether for iOS 9, past the peak of untethered). Not very many of my peers followed and it irks me to hell knowing what these platforms are capable of when not restricted.
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold ough that's a fucking mood. my first computer was a miserable Acer brand supermarket PC. I installed ubuntu on it, blender, code::blocks, handbrake... finished my telecommunications engineering degree 3 years ago and now I work in IT. -
The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold Young me using an iBook G4’s built-in tools to make it a WiFi router for a dozen people while I was using it, and unlocking the external display driver from mirrored to extended.
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold This is fantastic. Thank you for writing it.

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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold That is by far the best product review I have ever read. Thank you.
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold Bravo!
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold And then go and watch https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ncubg00Wbd0 and see that the Neo is WAY better than you think.
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold Thank you for this heartfelt post. Brings back memories of my early childhood experiences with TRS-80, Commodore 64, first IBM PC, and Apple IIe
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold Thank you for writing this, Sam. Your words took me back 30 years to growing up in the 90’s doing similar things on the family Mac. I’ll admit I even teared up a little as I reminisced.
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@zanchey the primary reason to disable SIP these days
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold Awww, me and my old Mac Plus. And now I work in a library helping people who, sometimes, are getting their own first computer.
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold Iv'e never thought about editing a version, it's really fun.
In terms of kids as the main customer, I think it will be hard. Kids use a lot of resource intensive tasks, even at school.
I'd think it more for a regular person who just watches movies there, writes some text and uses small spreadsheets.
In my mind, it's more than half of regular population.
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold Love the article. Exactly like the P133 I used to have!!
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold this is beautifully written and my inner 12 year old discovering telnet and Hypercard and ResEdit and TurboGopher on the family PowerMac feels very seen
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The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
@samhenrigold I’m glad you wrote this. It was really touching.
Somewhere around the midpoint I thought, that was me, too. Except you were probably a little cooler. Lol