oh cool, tomorrow I'll have given no money to amazon throughout all of February
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oh cool, tomorrow I'll have given no money to amazon throughout all of February
(my finger is ready on the block button for everyone desperate to tell me how much better they are. I bet you're all non-smokers as well)
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(my finger is ready on the block button for everyone desperate to tell me how much better they are. I bet you're all non-smokers as well)
@ifixcoinops can I tell you how I’m worse?
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@ifixcoinops can I tell you how I’m worse?
@ajn142 please do and always, I do so enjoy it up here on my throne of superiority
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@ajn142 please do and always, I do so enjoy it up here on my throne of superiority
@ifixcoinops toilet bowl cleaners, Zigbee bulbs, laptop internal fan, pull ups they stopped stocking
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@ifixcoinops toilet bowl cleaners, Zigbee bulbs, laptop internal fan, pull ups they stopped stocking
locally, and a wasp trap for my new office.@ajn142 I wag my finger but, like, magnanimously or whatever
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@ajn142 I wag my finger but, like, magnanimously or whatever
@ifixcoinops tbh I try to do it as little as possible, but for some stuff there’s just no better option.
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(my finger is ready on the block button for everyone desperate to tell me how much better they are. I bet you're all non-smokers as well)
I set my phone browser to empty cookies on exit and I didn't allow-list amazon so now I'm logged out
Option 1: rejoice in inertia
Option 2: go to the effort of remembering my password and logging back in, and then spray my money all over Jeff's face while groaning about being sooooo backed up with put-off purchases
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I set my phone browser to empty cookies on exit and I didn't allow-list amazon so now I'm logged out
Option 1: rejoice in inertia
Option 2: go to the effort of remembering my password and logging back in, and then spray my money all over Jeff's face while groaning about being sooooo backed up with put-off purchases
You want this money don't you Jeff
But you can't have it can you
'cause you've been a naughty boy haven't you
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You want this money don't you Jeff
But you can't have it can you
'cause you've been a naughty boy haven't you
maybe I'll have a browse, read some reviews, let you smell it as a treat
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maybe I'll have a browse, read some reviews, let you smell it as a treat
slapping my wrinkled smelly one-dollar notes around Jeff Bezos' cheeks, stroking them over his head, dipping them tantalizingly into his open mouth - nope, no biting. You don't get to bite. Bad billionaire. Naughty.
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slapping my wrinkled smelly one-dollar notes around Jeff Bezos' cheeks, stroking them over his head, dipping them tantalizingly into his open mouth - nope, no biting. You don't get to bite. Bad billionaire. Naughty.
You know Jeff, I've been holding this money in for a whole month now. The shortest month, but still. And it was sooooo hard at first, but you know what? It got easier. I've been going to other shops. Yes I know you know, I know you were watching, naughty boy.
I think I can hold it even longer. I think I can keep holding it in until I'm bursting with it.
Would you like that, Jeff?
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You know Jeff, I've been holding this money in for a whole month now. The shortest month, but still. And it was sooooo hard at first, but you know what? It got easier. I've been going to other shops. Yes I know you know, I know you were watching, naughty boy.
I think I can hold it even longer. I think I can keep holding it in until I'm bursting with it.
Would you like that, Jeff?
Tell you what. Since you want it so bad.
I'll unblock your cookies,
and I'll turn off my VPN,
and I'll let you watch,
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Tell you what. Since you want it so bad.
I'll unblock your cookies,
and I'll turn off my VPN,
and I'll let you watch,
while I go and spend some money with CraigslistLook at you, such a big and important man. Yachts and power and pet politicians. But you remember who gave you that money, don't you Jeff. You'd be nothing without us great unwashed masses.
And I've got a great unwashed mass for you here Jeff, a great unwashed mass of dirty dollars from my hot wallet. And all you have to do to get it, is promise me you'll be a good boy. Oh, and one more thing - I want you to say it. We both know it, but I want to hear it from you. You can whisper it if you want, if that'd make it easier. "I'm nothing without you," just four little words Jeff
