https://status.microslop.com/

[windsheep@infosec.exchange]

MICROSLOP STATUS — Infrastructure Slop Monitor

Real-time monitoring of Microsoft infrastructure slop. Track outages, degraded services, and the eternal loading spinner.

(status.microslop.com)

I once had a case where the mandatory Internet VPN software hadn't been able to connect for months. The respective staff member "didn't notice" that the laptop was offline the entire time.