guess who's got a new food slicing device 😋 but is now too paranoid to use because you guys said that i might impale myself with it 😆 #mandoline

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

guess who's got a new food slicing device but is now too paranoid to use because you guys said that i might impale myself with it #mandoline

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

never sure what to cw

[gruff@stroud.social]

@Heliograph
Nice, but make sure you always use the finger guard!

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@gruff look this is where I'm coming from I lived to see this day

[ard_the_rich@mastodon.art]

@Heliograph crazy you are.
I never even tried playing a mandoline. But slice it?

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@ard_the_rich hey i didn't write _that_ and yes a silly proposition

[ianamartin@mstdn.ca]

@Heliograph It is good you have warned people that you destroy musical stringed instruments in your kitchen.