For #MothersDay I will share some of my favorite #TextsFromMyKids:
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Note the time stamp, wtf are they even doing up
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@wendynather Hundreds of years ago people believed because of the bible creation myth and narcissism that women were unfinished men. So when queen kristina of sweden suffered a partial prolapse, she thought that she was transforming into a man with her new bits sticking out. She later abdicated and moved to italy to be a nun
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@wendynather not even gonna ask
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@wendynather i think they look like kangaroos that have been to prison
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@wendynather Hundreds of years ago people believed because of the bible creation myth and narcissism that women were unfinished men. So when queen kristina of sweden suffered a partial prolapse, she thought that she was transforming into a man with her new bits sticking out. She later abdicated and moved to italy to be a nun
@Kierkegaanks Hell, so would I
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Note the time stamp, wtf are they even doing up
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For #MothersDay I will share some of my favorite #TextsFromMyKids:
@wendynather This thread is beautiful and wonderful and also I’m now terrified of the child reaching teenagerhood. (I have 10 more years or so; hopefully I will get over it.)
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@wendynather This thread is beautiful and wonderful and also I’m now terrified of the child reaching teenagerhood. (I have 10 more years or so; hopefully I will get over it.)
@samir It’ll be something you never anticipated and it will be wonderful.
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@samir It’ll be something you never anticipated and it will be wonderful.
@wendynather Sounds good to me.
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@wendynather what’s the trap? 10q?
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@wendynather thank qou
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@wendynather okay that’s great.
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@wendynather fuckin biology, amirite?
