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  • doctormo@floss.socialD doctormo@floss.social

    Remember everyone, we all share the same birthday;

    Jan 1st 1900

    If any computer ever asks you what your birthday is, this is your birthday.

    Sometimes the computer will send you presents. A free ice cream, a discount, a funny email wishing you a happy birthday. These are tricks to get you to put in your human birthday. But you must never enter your human birthday into a computer, only your computer birthday.

    themipper@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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    @doctormo I use the wheel of fortune year. Give the mousewheel a good spin and use wherever it stops.

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    • doctormo@floss.socialD doctormo@floss.social

      Remember everyone, we all share the same birthday;

      Jan 1st 1900

      If any computer ever asks you what your birthday is, this is your birthday.

      Sometimes the computer will send you presents. A free ice cream, a discount, a funny email wishing you a happy birthday. These are tricks to get you to put in your human birthday. But you must never enter your human birthday into a computer, only your computer birthday.

      lexpendragon@quarteredcircle.netL This user is from outside of this forum
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      #9

      @doctormo I used a not-my-birthday on Facebook way back when I was on Facebook. I spend that day replying to people, thanking them, and reminding them that you can't believe what you see on the internet, and that you don't owe Facebook any sort of honesty.

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      • doctormo@floss.socialD doctormo@floss.social

        Remember everyone, we all share the same birthday;

        Jan 1st 1900

        If any computer ever asks you what your birthday is, this is your birthday.

        Sometimes the computer will send you presents. A free ice cream, a discount, a funny email wishing you a happy birthday. These are tricks to get you to put in your human birthday. But you must never enter your human birthday into a computer, only your computer birthday.

        scottcarlson@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
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        #10

        @doctormo When signing up for restaurant apps, I always use next month as my birthday month, so that I'm likely to get a free meal/desert/whatever sooner... 🙂

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        • lexpendragon@quarteredcircle.netL lexpendragon@quarteredcircle.net

          @doctormo I used a not-my-birthday on Facebook way back when I was on Facebook. I spend that day replying to people, thanking them, and reminding them that you can't believe what you see on the internet, and that you don't owe Facebook any sort of honesty.

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          @LexPendragon @doctormo
          I'm going to start using 1970-01-01.

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          • doctormo@floss.socialD doctormo@floss.social

            Remember everyone, we all share the same birthday;

            Jan 1st 1900

            If any computer ever asks you what your birthday is, this is your birthday.

            Sometimes the computer will send you presents. A free ice cream, a discount, a funny email wishing you a happy birthday. These are tricks to get you to put in your human birthday. But you must never enter your human birthday into a computer, only your computer birthday.

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            @doctormo June 8th 1949?

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            • doctormo@floss.socialD doctormo@floss.social

              Remember everyone, we all share the same birthday;

              Jan 1st 1900

              If any computer ever asks you what your birthday is, this is your birthday.

              Sometimes the computer will send you presents. A free ice cream, a discount, a funny email wishing you a happy birthday. These are tricks to get you to put in your human birthday. But you must never enter your human birthday into a computer, only your computer birthday.

              neintonine@social.iedsoftworks.comN This user is from outside of this forum
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              #13

              @doctormo@floss.social Lets all enter the computers birthday.
              No, not the birthday of the build. No, not of one specific component. Lets just use the discovery year of silicon, since all components use it... so about 1823. Select a day and month you like, f.E. 9th of June (or 6/9/1823) or 20th of April (or 4/20/1823).

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              • jonathankoren@sfba.socialJ jonathankoren@sfba.social

                @doctormo unfortunately, I’m running into things that are saying I’m too old and 1900 isn’t a valid date, and honestly i don’t know what to do, since my birthdate could be anything now.

                I guess I use to be 1970, but that feels a bit too honest

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                #14

                @jonathankoren @doctormo Update it to 1 January 2000. 26 is old enough to be signing up for things on the internet

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                • doctormo@floss.socialD doctormo@floss.social

                  Remember everyone, we all share the same birthday;

                  Jan 1st 1900

                  If any computer ever asks you what your birthday is, this is your birthday.

                  Sometimes the computer will send you presents. A free ice cream, a discount, a funny email wishing you a happy birthday. These are tricks to get you to put in your human birthday. But you must never enter your human birthday into a computer, only your computer birthday.

                  minka@verse.averagedood.xyzM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #15

                  @doctormo@floss.social 1 Jan 1970, or the Unix Epoch, that's what I use

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                  • doctormo@floss.socialD doctormo@floss.social

                    Remember everyone, we all share the same birthday;

                    Jan 1st 1900

                    If any computer ever asks you what your birthday is, this is your birthday.

                    Sometimes the computer will send you presents. A free ice cream, a discount, a funny email wishing you a happy birthday. These are tricks to get you to put in your human birthday. But you must never enter your human birthday into a computer, only your computer birthday.

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                    #16

                    @doctormo@floss.social

                    This whole thing is stupid…

                    What is this the 90s again?

                    A birthday slider does nothing.
                    Anyone with half a brain cell will just lie.
                    And people have already shown that any drift towards ID/biometrics will be met with violent force.

                    I mean the dinosaurs pushing this know that a free and open internet is the last distraction keeping them from getting lynched right?

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                    • doctormo@floss.socialD doctormo@floss.social

                      Remember everyone, we all share the same birthday;

                      Jan 1st 1900

                      If any computer ever asks you what your birthday is, this is your birthday.

                      Sometimes the computer will send you presents. A free ice cream, a discount, a funny email wishing you a happy birthday. These are tricks to get you to put in your human birthday. But you must never enter your human birthday into a computer, only your computer birthday.

                      nf3xn@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                      nf3xn@mastodon.social
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                      #17

                      @doctormo or January 6, 1980 your GPS birthday

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                      • doctormo@floss.socialD doctormo@floss.social

                        Remember everyone, we all share the same birthday;

                        Jan 1st 1900

                        If any computer ever asks you what your birthday is, this is your birthday.

                        Sometimes the computer will send you presents. A free ice cream, a discount, a funny email wishing you a happy birthday. These are tricks to get you to put in your human birthday. But you must never enter your human birthday into a computer, only your computer birthday.

                        dukeduke@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #18

                        @doctormo I've always used 2000. It's fine nowadays, but I did inadvertently lock myself out of a site once because I "wasn't old enough" yet. 😑

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