@catsalad have you considered 300 farts, in a public library?

@catsalad how long are the naps?

@catsalad Me, maybe 300 days.

@avatastic The Dewey crop dusting system

@catsalad and like a million of those little tuna cat popsicle treat tube things

@catsalad last time I did this it didn’t but it did help a lot?

@catsalad Oh, you're one of them.

Sorry we're a Library of Pongress system in this house.

@catsalad I've done it. It's not as effective as it should be.

@avatastic @catsalad St. Fartrick's Day is coming!