people 50 years ago: "by 2026 we'll have flying cars!"

[daverussell@stranger.social]

@redsad So... we're not going to make it much longer, are we?

[u3lsdmll@woof.tech]

@redsad I wonder how many chronically online people this thing would make them touch grass

[michaelgemar@mstdn.ca]

@redsad @maya_b ….

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WHAT?!?!??!

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@redsad Obvious Plant missed this one.

[str4wb3rriit0x1n@hooves.social]

@U3lsdmll@woof.tech @redsad@ohai.social i guarantee you the average chronically online person would make this stupid idea just to touch grass

[kim@fedi.social]

@redsad@ohai.social Finally, a use for the Remington Fuzz-Away!

[corbden@defcon.social]

@redsad @purplepadma "uhhh don't go in there yet honey. I just watered the seat."

[steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co]

@redsad Let's not be so hasty. It's perfect for meadow use, as is illustrated in the 2nd photo. I'm with that guy. Wait...

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@corbden @redsad @purplepadma LOL

[jrdepriest@infosec.exchange]

@redsad

Toilet Meadow

A fun prank gift box for the naturalist on your gift list. Features six different pre-seeded toilet seat covers. Just water and wait for a soft bed to sit on.

Prank-O (pranko.com)

I'm autistic, so I had to check. This is not a real product. When you buy it, the box looks like that but it is empty. The product is the box itself.