Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
Personally, I like how the Pakistani foreign minister phrased it. Doubly funny if the reports of Pakistan being a key intermediary are true.
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
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Edgy “Ratherism”-adjacent commentary FRW. -
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
Panic is one of the only objectives of instant quagmires
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
@zeldman I didn't realise that a newspaper that claims to take itself seriously actually put that up as a headline. I thought people were just joking when they said the objective of the war was to open the strait... that was open before the war started. The Onion is redundant. Reality now satirises itself.
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
@zeldman@front-end.social It won't be long before they're telling people Trump went to war to open the Strait of Hormuz and protect all of us from Iran.
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Personally, I like how the Pakistani foreign minister phrased it. Doubly funny if the reports of Pakistan being a key intermediary are true.
@jonathankoren @zeldman cant satirize thos reality anymore -
Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
@zeldman We will slam our dick in the doorway our way to a lasting peace
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
@zeldman it was open before the US went to war against Iran
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Personally, I like how the Pakistani foreign minister phrased it. Doubly funny if the reports of Pakistan being a key intermediary are true.
@jonathankoren @zeldman But they've never been open this greatly before...
Some would say they weren't open before... all I know is that they are now the most open they've ever been. So open, in fact, that other Straits look at ours and want to be this open...
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
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Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.
When you've caught your dick in your zipper nothing else matters …
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