randomly came across the most cursed photo (Wikimedia: https://w

[mast0d0nphan@beige.party]

@nev

BOSS: WINGED MESSENGER, ANALOGUE COMMUNICATOR OF DARKNESS.

[mast0d0nphan@beige.party]

@stacey_campbell @nev

BOSS: CARPENTER OF DEATH, WHERE IS THY STINGER

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@nev My thanks to your detailed alt text, because I severely misinterpreted this photo as shot from above after some weirdly wirey laundry rack fell and pinned a bird to the floor.

…kinda makes it less terrifying cryptid and more hapless feathered dumbass, if that helps with the nightmares.

[terrorbite@meow.social]

@nev now search for photos of the Powerful Owl Statue in Canberra

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@nev That's not terrifying at all.

[nev@flipping.rocks]

@zvavybir it's hidden in a little menu! The images often have such long filenames that I find the short URLs more usable

[vk3kri@mastodon.radio]

@nev

I see your owl and raise you one owl.

(December 2022 , next door neighbour's TV antenna)

[burnitdown@beige.party]

@nev

"the car was on fire, and there was no driver at the wheel"

[nev@flipping.rocks]

@TerrorBite I kind of like it

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@vk3kri @nev

Owls

(www.saguaro-juniper.com)

Great now I'm looking at cursed owl photos on the Internet instead of working again

[mespique@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey @vk3kri @nev

Should I be afraid of owls or what is GOING ON?

[linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io]

@nev #AltTextAwards nominee

[linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io]

@leipoa @stacey_campbell @nev Looks like a baby Mothra!

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@mespique @vk3kri @nev

I mean - these dudes don't look ok. Like I wouldn't go anywhere near them.

[mespique@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey @vk3kri @nev

OH MY GOD