#Meme #Humour
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@cmconseils but he don't say all wrong : he said that beaf wins the elections ...
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@cmconseils I live way too close to New Jersey to ever want flying cars.
I will never apologize for this joke.
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@FandaSin@social.linux.pizza @cmconseils@mastodon.social
There's lots of vids like that on YouTube. I was actually surprised that most of the hits were European incidents since most USians are fairly clueless about roundabouts and more places in the US are replacing N-way stopsign-controlled intersections with roundabouts. -
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@cmconseils Do some people think they need to stick a straw in there to eat the pizza?
@bit @cmconseils maybe someone tried to eat
from that little window... 
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social We do have flying cars though (and it's not just a "dumb Americans" capability).
@ferricoxide POLSKA GUROM!!
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@cmconseils Maybe the company doesn't want to get sued in case the customer has eaten the box and became ill.
Not as tasty with the box I guess...
In the movie 'District 9' they eat cat food with the metal container!
That box would be easy to digest I think.
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@AnguaDelphine @cmconseils Buying some stuff to be assembled the rule is that instructions are always beneath the last piece you're already assembling yourself.
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@cmconseils let't be frank tho. That kind of note is only on pizzas in the USA (same with the Objects in mirror are closer than they appear on the car mirrors)...
@srandista @cmconseils Nope, the note on mirrors appears here in Italy as well, on some cars.
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@unruly @benh @cmconseils I just fear what will be next depiction in row.
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@cmconseils So pizza isn't supposed to taste like a carton box? My entire life is a lie
/j obviously, lol
@Ypsilenna @cmconseils Rejoice, some pizza do, when you choose the wrong restaurant!
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@unruly @benh @cmconseils Remembering the rake phase
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@cmconseils bold of them to assume people read written instructions.
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@cmconseils I purchased some rodent poison a few weeks ago and it had on its label: "May contain nuts".
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@cmconseils In our defense there was lead in EVERYTHING
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@cmconseils Yeah, we’re clearly in the timeline when Biff becomes president.
