Think I found a top that works for my slutty roller derby ref uniform that stays within regs
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Think I found a top that works for my slutty roller derby ref uniform that stays within regs
REFEREE Jersey Racer Back - Standard Length | Spank Alley
Our new and AMAZING feeling & fitting Standard Length Racer Back REFEREE Jerseys are now available to purchase!FIT: Form Fit to skin. Order next size up if you want a looser fit.NECK: Round neckLENGTH: Available in standard length, short (-2"), long (+2") and CROP (separate product item)FABRIC: 75% Polyester, 25% Elastane Recycled 4 way stretch with moisture wicking & MINIMAL PILLING!FABRIC WEIGHT: 260GSMPRINTING OPTIONS: Available with a blank back OR your name and number printed on the back.PRONOUNS: Available on the front right chest areaSIZES: Ladies Fit 8-24, we cater for all body types.LEAD TIME: 4-8 weeks from online order placement or custom team design confirmation/payment. Being locally designed and manufactured, I am able to customise YOUR FIT if required. Please email Peta at spankalleysales@gmail.com to discuss options.
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Think I found a top that works for my slutty roller derby ref uniform that stays within regs
REFEREE Jersey Racer Back - Standard Length | Spank Alley
Our new and AMAZING feeling & fitting Standard Length Racer Back REFEREE Jerseys are now available to purchase!FIT: Form Fit to skin. Order next size up if you want a looser fit.NECK: Round neckLENGTH: Available in standard length, short (-2"), long (+2") and CROP (separate product item)FABRIC: 75% Polyester, 25% Elastane Recycled 4 way stretch with moisture wicking & MINIMAL PILLING!FABRIC WEIGHT: 260GSMPRINTING OPTIONS: Available with a blank back OR your name and number printed on the back.PRONOUNS: Available on the front right chest areaSIZES: Ladies Fit 8-24, we cater for all body types.LEAD TIME: 4-8 weeks from online order placement or custom team design confirmation/payment. Being locally designed and manufactured, I am able to customise YOUR FIT if required. Please email Peta at spankalleysales@gmail.com to discuss options.
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They allow custom pronouns on this ref jersey, so I’m thinking about getting “she/her/toy” 🤭
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They allow custom pronouns on this ref jersey, so I’m thinking about getting “she/her/toy” 🤭
I have to look up the regulations on whistles, because I want to see if the lanyard regs are strict. I’m planning to wear a leather collar with a whistle hanging from the D-ring like a leash, but I’m not sure I can ge away with that. 🤭
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Think I found a top that works for my slutty roller derby ref uniform that stays within regs
REFEREE Jersey Racer Back - Standard Length | Spank Alley
Our new and AMAZING feeling & fitting Standard Length Racer Back REFEREE Jerseys are now available to purchase!FIT: Form Fit to skin. Order next size up if you want a looser fit.NECK: Round neckLENGTH: Available in standard length, short (-2"), long (+2") and CROP (separate product item)FABRIC: 75% Polyester, 25% Elastane Recycled 4 way stretch with moisture wicking & MINIMAL PILLING!FABRIC WEIGHT: 260GSMPRINTING OPTIONS: Available with a blank back OR your name and number printed on the back.PRONOUNS: Available on the front right chest areaSIZES: Ladies Fit 8-24, we cater for all body types.LEAD TIME: 4-8 weeks from online order placement or custom team design confirmation/payment. Being locally designed and manufactured, I am able to customise YOUR FIT if required. Please email Peta at spankalleysales@gmail.com to discuss options.
Spank Alley (www.spankalley.com)
@FinalGirl@blackqueer.life I dunno, looks pretty long.
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@FinalGirl@blackqueer.life I dunno, looks pretty long.
@julie I can order it cropped!
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@julie I can order it cropped!
@FinalGirl@blackqueer.life Have you considered body paint and pasties?
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@FinalGirl@blackqueer.life I dunno, looks pretty long.
@julie I have derby shorts that are… within regulations… (ask Abuelito about those 🤭) and was gonna wear a micro skirt over them. Like… borderline inappropriate.
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@FinalGirl@blackqueer.life Have you considered body paint and pasties?
@julie I and staying within WFTDA regulations!
…barely…
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I have to look up the regulations on whistles, because I want to see if the lanyard regs are strict. I’m planning to wear a leather collar with a whistle hanging from the D-ring like a leash, but I’m not sure I can ge away with that. 🤭
Also, just as an aside, how hot would it be to be the sexy derby ref doling out penalties to skaters, only to have one of the skaters later that night grab the ref’s hair at the back of her head and make her pay dearly for those penalties?
Sigh… a girl can dream.
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Also, just as an aside, how hot would it be to be the sexy derby ref doling out penalties to skaters, only to have one of the skaters later that night grab the ref’s hair at the back of her head and make her pay dearly for those penalties?
Sigh… a girl can dream.
“No, you don’t understand. Dating one of the skaters on that team is good for you! Don’t you see? The more penalties I give that team, the more she will punish me. I promise you, we’re both winning, here.”
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“No, you don’t understand. Dating one of the skaters on that team is good for you! Don’t you see? The more penalties I give that team, the more she will punish me. I promise you, we’re both winning, here.”
In other news, the size of the biggest jersey they make is 45.5 inches in the chest, which seems about a perfect fit for my 48 inch bust.
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In other news, the size of the biggest jersey they make is 45.5 inches in the chest, which seems about a perfect fit for my 48 inch bust.
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Size for your waist Size for your bust Size for the tensile strength of the fabric
@FinalGirl this is my life. If I bought clothes that were the right size for my tits I'd look like I was wearing a fucking muumuu all the time. Gotta make that stretchy fabric work for its money.
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Size for your waist Size for your bust Size for the tensile strength of the fabric
WFTDA Officiating Uniform Requirements:
“Length requirements for shorts, skirts, or dresses are removed in favor of a standard that mandates concealment of genitalia”
Me:
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WFTDA Officiating Uniform Requirements:
“Length requirements for shorts, skirts, or dresses are removed in favor of a standard that mandates concealment of genitalia”
Me:
“Officials may wear jewelry and accessories with discretion while avoiding the appearance of any bias. Jewelry and accessories that might be considered distracting are prohibited.”
Okay so maybe no chest harness, is what I’m hearing.
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I have to look up the regulations on whistles, because I want to see if the lanyard regs are strict. I’m planning to wear a leather collar with a whistle hanging from the D-ring like a leash, but I’m not sure I can ge away with that. 🤭
@FinalGirl iconic outfit design, Tyla~
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Also, just as an aside, how hot would it be to be the sexy derby ref doling out penalties to skaters, only to have one of the skaters later that night grab the ref’s hair at the back of her head and make her pay dearly for those penalties?
Sigh… a girl can dream.
@FinalGirl instinctively squeezed my thighs together just imagining this, such a good dynamic omg
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@FinalGirl iconic outfit design, Tyla~
@Tessa I’m trying to go full bondage slut. 🤭
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@FinalGirl instinctively squeezed my thighs together just imagining this, such a good dynamic omg
@Tessa right?! Ungff!!!!
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“Officials may wear jewelry and accessories with discretion while avoiding the appearance of any bias. Jewelry and accessories that might be considered distracting are prohibited.”
Okay so maybe no chest harness, is what I’m hearing.
“In the case of Skating Officials, accessories may not
interfere with the functionality of safety equipment or introduce safety risks such as sharp edges.”Okay, but what if the chest harness was thin, and subtle, and Velcro without and buckles?!
