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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
    futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
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    A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

    Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

    Do you go big? Or do you go small?

    How will you spend your week?

    akamran@indieweb.socialA futurebird@sauropods.winF thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT blindcoder@toot.berlinB patsplat@open-ground.orgP 110 Replies Last reply
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    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

      A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

      Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

      Do you go big? Or do you go small?

      How will you spend your week?

      akamran@indieweb.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
      akamran@indieweb.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
      akamran@indieweb.social
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      #2

      @futurebird 100 times larger of course! Think of all the data centers and warehouses you could just hulk smash.

      burnt_veggies@mstdn.socialB W somevegancheeseisok@mastodon.socialS 3 Replies Last reply
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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

        How will you spend your week?

        futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
        futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
        futurebird@sauropods.win
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        #3

        I added some units since this isn't by volume, it's by height.

        Yes you can see small things better while tiny.

        No you won't get squished when hit with they ray because you are in a house.

        Your problems begin after you change size.

        geisseltierchen@troet.cafeG btrinen@social.seattle.wa.usB 2 Replies Last reply
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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

          Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

          Do you go big? Or do you go small?

          How will you spend your week?

          thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
          thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
          thomasjwebb@mastodon.social
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          #4

          @futurebird I would explore the shit out of a forest floor. I’d be afraid of all the insects but per movie logic, it would just be a lot of close calls and me befriending one of the bugs.

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          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

            A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

            Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

            Do you go big? Or do you go small?

            How will you spend your week?

            blindcoder@toot.berlinB This user is from outside of this forum
            blindcoder@toot.berlinB This user is from outside of this forum
            blindcoder@toot.berlin
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            #5

            @futurebird I'd go big and hide in the mountains. Fresh water springs to drink from, I've got "reserves" to not need to eat for a week. Beats getting eaten by an ant or a wasp.

            Probably overlooking something...

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            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

              A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

              Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

              Do you go big? Or do you go small?

              How will you spend your week?

              patsplat@open-ground.orgP This user is from outside of this forum
              patsplat@open-ground.orgP This user is from outside of this forum
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              #6

              @futurebird 100x smaller, and I'll ask my wife to keep me safe in a pint of ice cream. Maybe not for the whole week but it's the first thing that came to mind.

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              • blindcoder@toot.berlinB blindcoder@toot.berlin

                @futurebird I'd go big and hide in the mountains. Fresh water springs to drink from, I've got "reserves" to not need to eat for a week. Beats getting eaten by an ant or a wasp.

                Probably overlooking something...

                futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
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                @blindcoder

                You'll be overlooking *everything* all week.

                I'd go help renovate the whitehouse.

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                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                  I added some units since this isn't by volume, it's by height.

                  Yes you can see small things better while tiny.

                  No you won't get squished when hit with they ray because you are in a house.

                  Your problems begin after you change size.

                  geisseltierchen@troet.cafeG This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @futurebird smaller! Because no one will see me, an I could get everywhere I want in my garden. I could eat one strawberry a week or collect seeds for food...

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                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                    A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                    Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                    Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                    How will you spend your week?

                    mansr@society.oftrolls.comM This user is from outside of this forum
                    mansr@society.oftrolls.comM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #9

                    @futurebird What's the food and water supply like? Are there cats in the area?

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                      Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                      Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                      How will you spend your week?

                      eric@geldmacher.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
                      eric@geldmacher.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
                      eric@geldmacher.io
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                      #10

                      @futurebird if 100 x smaller, will I be in the wild, a populated area, or in a house/building. Do I get to choose?

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                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                        How will you spend your week?

                        scriptfanix@maly.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
                        scriptfanix@maly.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
                        scriptfanix@maly.io
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                        @futurebird
                        I have cats. Becoming 100x smaller would be too dangerous

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                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                          A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                          Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                          Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                          How will you spend your week?

                          katow@social.treehouse.systemsK This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @futurebird I'd rather be giantic and crush the government.

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                          • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                            @futurebird What's the food and water supply like? Are there cats in the area?

                            futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @mansr

                            Oh god... Pica.

                            That is something I'd need to think about.

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                              Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                              Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                              How will you spend your week?

                              breizh@pleroma.breizh.pmB This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @futurebird@sauropods.win Well, two times bigger or smaller could be fun, but 100 times… that would be a really bad week either way.

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                              • eric@geldmacher.ioE eric@geldmacher.io

                                @futurebird if 100 x smaller, will I be in the wild, a populated area, or in a house/building. Do I get to choose?

                                futurebird@sauropods.winF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @eric

                                You can get some help from a friend if you need to.

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                                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                  A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                  Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                  Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                  How will you spend your week?

                                  faithisleaping@anarres.familyF This user is from outside of this forum
                                  faithisleaping@anarres.familyF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @futurebird When I was a kid, I dreamed of having the ShrinkerScope from The Magic School Bus and I would shrink down and hang out with my LEGO friends.

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                                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                    A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                    Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                    Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                    How will you spend your week?

                                    tuban_muzuru@beige.partyT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @futurebird

                                    I'd stomp my across this nation, bringin' death and destruction in my wake I'd keep on stompin' until MAGA was only a bad memory

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                      Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                      Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                      How will you spend your week?

                                      falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                                      falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @futurebird an effective growth ray embiggens us all

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                        How will you spend your week?

                                        jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @futurebird Larger would let me stomp on things, but otherwise, no.

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                                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                          I added some units since this isn't by volume, it's by height.

                                          Yes you can see small things better while tiny.

                                          No you won't get squished when hit with they ray because you are in a house.

                                          Your problems begin after you change size.

                                          btrinen@social.seattle.wa.usB This user is from outside of this forum
                                          btrinen@social.seattle.wa.usB This user is from outside of this forum
                                          btrinen@social.seattle.wa.us
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                                          #20

                                          @futurebird Imagine the calorie needs of being huge. What would I eat? Seems like there is a ton of stuff to eat at small scales. My biggest danger as a tiny person would probably be my cats.

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