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A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it.

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  • blindcoder@toot.berlinB blindcoder@toot.berlin

    @futurebird I'd go big and hide in the mountains. Fresh water springs to drink from, I've got "reserves" to not need to eat for a week. Beats getting eaten by an ant or a wasp.

    Probably overlooking something...

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    @blindcoder

    You'll be overlooking *everything* all week.

    I'd go help renovate the whitehouse.

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    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

      I added some units since this isn't by volume, it's by height.

      Yes you can see small things better while tiny.

      No you won't get squished when hit with they ray because you are in a house.

      Your problems begin after you change size.

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      @futurebird smaller! Because no one will see me, an I could get everywhere I want in my garden. I could eat one strawberry a week or collect seeds for food...

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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

        How will you spend your week?

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        @futurebird What's the food and water supply like? Are there cats in the area?

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

          Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

          Do you go big? Or do you go small?

          How will you spend your week?

          eric@geldmacher.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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          @futurebird if 100 x smaller, will I be in the wild, a populated area, or in a house/building. Do I get to choose?

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          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

            A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

            Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

            Do you go big? Or do you go small?

            How will you spend your week?

            scriptfanix@maly.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
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            @futurebird
            I have cats. Becoming 100x smaller would be too dangerous

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            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

              A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

              Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

              Do you go big? Or do you go small?

              How will you spend your week?

              katow@social.treehouse.systemsK This user is from outside of this forum
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              @futurebird I'd rather be giantic and crush the government.

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              • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                @futurebird What's the food and water supply like? Are there cats in the area?

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                @mansr

                Oh god... Pica.

                That is something I'd need to think about.

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                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                  A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                  Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                  Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                  How will you spend your week?

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                  @futurebird@sauropods.win Well, two times bigger or smaller could be fun, but 100 times… that would be a really bad week either way.

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                  • eric@geldmacher.ioE eric@geldmacher.io

                    @futurebird if 100 x smaller, will I be in the wild, a populated area, or in a house/building. Do I get to choose?

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                    @eric

                    You can get some help from a friend if you need to.

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                      Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                      Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                      How will you spend your week?

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                      @futurebird When I was a kid, I dreamed of having the ShrinkerScope from The Magic School Bus and I would shrink down and hang out with my LEGO friends.

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                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                        How will you spend your week?

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                        @futurebird

                        I'd stomp my across this nation, bringin' death and destruction in my wake I'd keep on stompin' until MAGA was only a bad memory

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                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                          A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                          Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                          Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                          How will you spend your week?

                          falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @futurebird an effective growth ray embiggens us all

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                          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                            A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                            Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                            Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                            How will you spend your week?

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                            @futurebird Larger would let me stomp on things, but otherwise, no.

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              I added some units since this isn't by volume, it's by height.

                              Yes you can see small things better while tiny.

                              No you won't get squished when hit with they ray because you are in a house.

                              Your problems begin after you change size.

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                              @futurebird Imagine the calorie needs of being huge. What would I eat? Seems like there is a ton of stuff to eat at small scales. My biggest danger as a tiny person would probably be my cats.

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                              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                How will you spend your week?

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                                @futurebird I was born large. Maybe small would be nice for a change.

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                                • shiitaketoast@beige.partyS shiitaketoast@beige.party

                                  @futurebird I was born large. Maybe small would be nice for a change.

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                                  @ShiitakeToast

                                  Your poor mum!

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                                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                    A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                    Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                    Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                    How will you spend your week?

                                    serverlessaoife@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @futurebird 100x larger - im knocking down ugly buildings like godzilla

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      @eric

                                      You can get some help from a friend if you need to.

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                                      @futurebird definitely smaller then. Easier to get needed food/water, and deal with, um ... waste management. 💩

                                      But I defiantly don't want to be eaten.

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                                      • serverlessaoife@mastodon.socialS serverlessaoife@mastodon.social

                                        @futurebird 100x larger - im knocking down ugly buildings like godzilla

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                                        @serverlessaoife

                                        Giving a whole new meaning to architectural digest.

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                                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                          @ShiitakeToast

                                          Your poor mum!

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                                          @futurebird She never forgave and never let me forget it.

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