I need gigs.
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@Nixtrove
Well, at least you made the wise choice of having some experience here at some point in life; I'm looking at the same with no practical history whatsoever. What you get for making the dumbass decision to go for something with the least transferable skillset ever.
@Cognessence How to uncook rice: a fast and easy guide.
error 404 Rice cannot be uncooked lol
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@Cognessence How to uncook rice: a fast and easy guide.
error 404 Rice cannot be uncooked lol
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@Cognessence Perhaps we should start a business, hustle hard, invest in stocks, become entrepreneurs or something? Maybe start a chicken coop?
Please excuse my sardonic comments, it’s my inner Montrealer coming back out
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@Cognessence Perhaps we should start a business, hustle hard, invest in stocks, become entrepreneurs or something? Maybe start a chicken coop?
Please excuse my sardonic comments, it’s my inner Montrealer coming back out
@Nixtrove Hah, your Montrealian sardonic comments are a welcome check against my growing ennui and bitterness. Yours would be a vital public service to anyone, frankly.
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@Nixtrove Hah, your Montrealian sardonic comments are a welcome check against my growing ennui and bitterness. Yours would be a vital public service to anyone, frankly.
@Nixtrove But as for your idea, I'm in. I feel like this is the first genuinely promising idea either of us has had all day - maybe all our lives. Here, we’re not so much *starting* a business as answering a call. The chickens already exist, somewhere, waiting. The branding has been predestined. We’re simply aligning ourselves with what is succeeding.
I accept.
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@Nixtrove Hah, your Montrealian sardonic comments are a welcome check against my growing ennui and bitterness. Yours would be a vital public service to anyone, frankly.
@Cognessence Broke? Tired? Stressed? Just make music (Life hacks)
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@Cognessence Broke? Tired? Stressed? Just make music (Life hacks)
@Nixtrove It's time for some new music-based Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Attila the Hun life hacks.
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@Nixtrove But as for your idea, I'm in. I feel like this is the first genuinely promising idea either of us has had all day - maybe all our lives. Here, we’re not so much *starting* a business as answering a call. The chickens already exist, somewhere, waiting. The branding has been predestined. We’re simply aligning ourselves with what is succeeding.
I accept.
@Cognessence Right? It’s chickens. Chickens lay eggs. Electronic music does not lay eggs. Chickens do.
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@Cognessence Right? It’s chickens. Chickens lay eggs. Electronic music does not lay eggs. Chickens do.
@Nixtrove What if the chickens laid music that actually made money for us?
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@Nixtrove It's time for some new music-based Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Attila the Hun life hacks.
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@Nixtrove What if the chickens laid music that actually made money for us?
@Cognessence I think Max MSP can do that hold up. I got this “Infinitechickenmoneyglitch.maxpat”
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@Cognessence I think Max MSP can do that hold up. I got this “Infinitechickenmoneyglitch.maxpat”
@Nixtrove Thank you, dear Nixtrove. Your Infinitechickenmoneyglitch.maxpat will save us, and we will no longer need to sell chicken trading courses!
(I was sitting in terror with threats of tokenising the eggs as $EGG, launching an NFT coop, and watching the decentralised poultry economy moon.)
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@Nixtrove Thank you, dear Nixtrove. Your Infinitechickenmoneyglitch.maxpat will save us, and we will no longer need to sell chicken trading courses!
(I was sitting in terror with threats of tokenising the eggs as $EGG, launching an NFT coop, and watching the decentralised poultry economy moon.)
@Cognessence I wonder how much a 1bed 1bath would cost on the moon and if anyone is renting it out atm, and maybe we could get space chickens, and perhaps if the moon can be turned into a big parking lot?
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@Cognessence Business administration credentials
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@Cognessence I wonder how much a 1bed 1bath would cost on the moon and if anyone is renting it out atm, and maybe we could get space chickens, and perhaps if the moon can be turned into a big parking lot?
@Nixtrove You’re on fire tonight, my friend. I no longer feel hopeless. To the moon!
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@Nixtrove You’re on fire tonight, my friend. I no longer feel hopeless. To the moon!
@Cognessence If I made the best music in the world and people still thought it was shit, at least the space chickens on the moon would understand
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@Cognessence If I made the best music in the world and people still thought it was shit, at least the space chickens on the moon would understand
@Nixtrove Our extended press release?
"...In a decisive re-evaluation of the value of traditional labour and mortal comprehension, the Infinite Chicken Moon Enterprise is proud to announce its formal commitment to the only investors whose judgment is pure, chickens.
Harnessing the revolutionary Infinitechickenmoneyglitch.maxpat, the enterprise converts poultry thought into sonic and monetary yield, circumventing human' flawed criticicisms entirely. As music fails to produce tangible sustenance, our chickens reliably do - in their musical eggs.
Each chicken is a philosopher in feathers, and contemplates the void with inhuman serenity. In this grand ballet of gravity and infinity, the moon is but a stage, a mere phantom against this upcoming interstellar symphony and economy of yolk and sound.
And so, looking ahead, the company surely anticipates lunar operations, deploying cosmic flocks, exploring the moon’s latent commercial potential - including extraterrestrial parking and a panel of egg musicologists.
Join us!
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@Nixtrove Our extended press release?
"...In a decisive re-evaluation of the value of traditional labour and mortal comprehension, the Infinite Chicken Moon Enterprise is proud to announce its formal commitment to the only investors whose judgment is pure, chickens.
Harnessing the revolutionary Infinitechickenmoneyglitch.maxpat, the enterprise converts poultry thought into sonic and monetary yield, circumventing human' flawed criticicisms entirely. As music fails to produce tangible sustenance, our chickens reliably do - in their musical eggs.
Each chicken is a philosopher in feathers, and contemplates the void with inhuman serenity. In this grand ballet of gravity and infinity, the moon is but a stage, a mere phantom against this upcoming interstellar symphony and economy of yolk and sound.
And so, looking ahead, the company surely anticipates lunar operations, deploying cosmic flocks, exploring the moon’s latent commercial potential - including extraterrestrial parking and a panel of egg musicologists.
Join us!
"@Cognessence We have the technology, we have the sovereignty, we have the marketing potential, cock a doodle doo, may the rooster synthesis be with you
