Well this changes the tone

[count_01@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles But first, a word about Raid: Something Or Other, you're just going to skip this bit, I'll put the chapter marker in when it's done.

[jonnyt@mastodon.me.uk]

@saltywizard @HailsandAles Strike and imbibe.

[keab42@kind.social]

@HailsandAles I wonder if that works for Moby Dick too.

[androcat@toot.cat]

@HailsandAles Is that really how the book starts?

Yikes, kinda rough.

[keab42@kind.social]

@HailsandAles

Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

[morningsong@weirder.earth]

@HailsandAles Y'know

I'm not sure it changes the tone THAT much

Dude was just kinda always a youtuber. Well before youtube existed.

[noodlemaz@mstdn.games]

@HailsandAles it's very petty of me not to get past YouTube 'chanel'

[atomicbird@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles In West Transylvania born and raised, in the graveyard is where I spent most of my days….

[pseudonym@mastodon.online]

@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles

*Record scratch* *freeze frame* *voice over*

"You may be wondering how I got into this situation..."

[heathen_cat@furs.social]

@HailsandAles
We're back with another trauma unboxing video!

[haikyoneko@famichiki.jp]

@HailsandAles don't forget to like, subscribe and hit that notification bell for all the horrors.

[rich@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@HailsandAles spike and imbibe

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@atomicbird @HailsandAles

Very good

[melioristicmarie@tech.lgbt]

@atomicbird
@TheBreadmonkey

chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
and all drinkin' some type b outside of the school
when a couple other vamps who were up to no good
started makin' trouble in my neighborhood

@HailsandAles

[kikebenlloch@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles But does it?
Without the (spot on) context written in pencil, that may well be the most awful first paragraph I've ever read in a book.

[momo@woof.tech]

@HailsandAles My stomach hurts from laughing too much on this

[elithebearded@fed.qaz.red]

@Keab42 @HailsandAles

Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. Mother died today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I can’t be sure.

Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York.

Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

[thecki@social.tchncs.de]

@HailsandAles

[nowster@fedi.nowster.me.uk]

@HailsandAles@metalhead.club Please bite and subscribe.

[kelson@notes.kvibber.com]

@Haikyoneko @HailsandAles better yet, lycan subscribe...