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The Vampire Lestat here. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became a creature who can fly through the air.
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@HailsandAles That's literally how OddBawz, a YouTuber I've been following for quite a few years, opens his War Thunder replay videos. With "a wee bit" of a Scottish accent. So now I can't "unhear" that when reading that introduction in the book.
Who knew Lestat was a Scottish YouTuber, eh?
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The Vampire Lestat here. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became a creature who can fly through the air.
A) You stole that from me retroactively.
B) LMAO
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@HailsandAles But first, a word about Raid: Something Or Other, you're just going to skip this bit, I'll put the chapter marker in when it's done.
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@saltywizard @HailsandAles Strike and imbibe.
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@HailsandAles I wonder if that works for Moby Dick too.
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@HailsandAles Is that really how the book starts?
Yikes, kinda rough.
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@HailsandAles I wonder if that works for Moby Dick too.
Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
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@HailsandAles Y'know
I'm not sure it changes the tone THAT much
Dude was just kinda always a youtuber. Well before youtube existed.
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@HailsandAles it's very petty of me not to get past YouTube 'chanel'
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The Vampire Lestat here. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became a creature who can fly through the air.
@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles In West Transylvania born and raised, in the graveyard is where I spent most of my days….
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The Vampire Lestat here. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became a creature who can fly through the air.
*Record scratch* *freeze frame* *voice over*
"You may be wondering how I got into this situation..."
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@HailsandAles spike and imbibe
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@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles In West Transylvania born and raised, in the graveyard is where I spent most of my days….
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@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles In West Transylvania born and raised, in the graveyard is where I spent most of my days….
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
and all drinkin' some type b outside of the school
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@HailsandAles But does it?
Without the (spot on) context written in pencil, that may well be the most awful first paragraph I've ever read in a book.
